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Title: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 03:11:04 PM

I was shaving and I dropped the razor. It landed on my nipple.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 03:12:02 PM

oooooooooooooooo

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: idolminds on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 03:21:10 PM

You have the best luck man.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: iPPi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 05:33:48 PM

ahahahahahahaha.

That sounds painful though.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: sirean_syan on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 05:35:25 PM

Well, at least you can lie and get chicks with the scar.

"Yeah, when I was in Iraq I fought off three armed men with my bare hands and all they managed to get was my nipple. I consider myself lucky. You should see what I did to those guy's nipples in return... maybe not."

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: Jedi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 07:06:59 PM

Quote from: sirean_syan on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 05:35:25 PM

Well, at least you can lie and get chicks with the scar.

"Yeah, when I was in Iraq I fought off three armed men with my bare hands and all they managed to get was my nipple. I consider myself lucky. You should see what I did to those guy's nipples in return... maybe not."

 ;D yeah maybe not

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: idolminds on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 07:26:38 PM

If the chick is all animal rights and shit you can say you nursed some orphaned cougars back to health.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: Quemaqua on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 08:00:07 PM

Just don't tell them you had a boob job.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:06:41 PM

It was bleeding for hours. It would only stop when I put pressure on it, which a band-aid seemed to do nicely. But my band-aids suck and won't stick so I duct-taped one to my nipple. but anyways, I kept trying to look at the cut but it's kind of hairy around that area. so I ended up shaving my nipple. but then I had to shave the other one. but that got the area around my nipple too. so my nipples have little hairless circles around them. I don't have massive chest hair so you can only actually tell if you look closely. but the girl is coming over tomorrow and she'll probably be close enough to notice and I shall be made fun of. it'll be good.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: Quemaqua on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:08:49 PM

We expect a full report.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:23:19 PM

hahahaha, who cuts their nipple?  :P

That sounds so painful.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 10:24:19 PM

my nipples aren't very sensitive :(

though I guess in this case that's a good thing.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:40:53 AM

You know you bled for hours the last time...do you have some blood clotting disorder or something?

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: WindAndConfusion on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:44:45 AM

I've been selling ren's blood plasma, clotting proteins, and bone marrow for years. That might have something to do with it.

I also may have done something to his spleen, but I don't remember.

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 01:11:49 PM

Quote from: ren on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 03:11:04 PM

I was shaving and I dropped the razor. It landed on my nipple.

Now how will you feed your first born?

Title: Re: It won't stop bleeding part 2
Post by: ren on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 05:43:17 PM

Quote from: idolminds on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:40:53 AM

You know you bled for hours the last time...do you have some blood clotting disorder or something?

No, that rarely happens. Usually cuts stop within minutes.

So today I somehow crushed my balls and it hurts to do anything. I'm on a roll.