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Title: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:44:34 PM

I'm not really excited.  This better not suck because I don't want to go back to my old job all summer and probably get heat stroke and die.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: iPPi on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:46:07 PM

Congratulations... though it kinda sucks that you don't sound in the least bit excited to start a new job.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: PyroMenace on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:46:55 PM

Have fun mopping up those peep show booths, thats gotta suck.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: gpw11 on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:49:05 PM

I don't like change.  Other than that it should be better.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: Pugnate on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:51:26 PM

How is the girl situation at this new place?

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: TheOtherBelmont on Tuesday, March 06, 2007, 11:57:50 PM

Protips to a better workplace experience:

1. To establish dominance at your new workplace be sure to fling your feces at the boss, if feces is not available, peeing on them will do the trick!

2. If you have a visible scar anywhere on your body and someone asks about it say you got it from fighting a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat.

3. The man is always trying to keep you down so be sure to punch him in the face when he's being a dick.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: Pugnate on Wednesday, March 07, 2007, 12:04:52 AM

Hit him with the thing you think he is acting like.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, March 07, 2007, 12:09:42 AM

Or burn down his house.  Burning is always fun.

Title: Re: I start a new job tomorrow
Post by: Antares on Wednesday, March 07, 2007, 06:35:21 PM

Quote from: Quemaqua on Wednesday, March 07, 2007, 12:09:42 AM

Or burn down his house.  Burning is always fun.

This only works if you are pissing on the ashes when he drives up to what used to be his house.