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Title: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Ghandi on Friday, April 25, 2008, 11:53:58 PM: Discuss.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Cobra951 on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 12:41:59 AM: Uhh . . . I somehow don't feel safe even speculating.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Ghandi on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 01:13:19 AM: Speculate with protection. You don't want to catch anything.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: JacksRag(e) on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 02:02:57 AM: The only solution I can think of is amputation.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: beo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 05:23:13 AM: a few years back i tore my banjo string going in dry. at first i thought she was on her period, but then realised it was me. not being allowed to use my penis for two weeks for anything other than pissing was pretty shitty.

is this related? y/n
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: NatchDan on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 06:21:49 AM: I am leaving this thread, never to return.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 08:47:17 AM: Quote from: NatchDan on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 06:21:49 AM
I am leaving this thread, never to return.

I am so with you.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: ren on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 09:04:48 AM: It's all in your head.

Are you making it an innie?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Ghandi on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 12:17:56 PM: Quote from: beo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 05:23:13 AM
is this related? y/n

Kind of. Replace the girl with a couch and you will begin to get the picture, although the symptoms are a little different.

Quote from: ren on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
Are you making it an innie?

Is that even possible?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Cobra951 on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 12:27:53 PM: Go see a doctor?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: JacksRag(e) on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 02:12:55 PM: Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 12:17:56 PM
Kind of. Replace the girl with a couch and you will begin to get the picture, although the symptoms are a little different.

Is that even possible?

Apparently, it is in Thailand.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: sirean_syan on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 02:47:07 PM: You had sex with a couch?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: poomcgoo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 03:41:57 PM: Mine's hurtin right now as well. My girl honestly wants sex more than I do, and that's quite a bit. I spent the last three days at her place with her and no roommates so I'm pretty raw at the moment. It's definitely been worse down there before, though.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: ren on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 09:43:40 PM: Quote from: poomcgoo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 03:41:57 PM
Mine's hurtin right now as well. My girl honestly wants sex more than I do, and that's quite a bit. I spent the last three days at her place with her and no roommates so I'm pretty raw at the moment. It's definitely been worse down there before, though.

pics

/bizarro idol
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Ghandi on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 10:10:07 PM: Quote from: sirean_syan on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 02:47:07 PM
You had sex with a couch?

It had sexy little legs on it. Don't tell me you've never looked at your couch like that.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Xessive on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 11:40:40 PM: Can you get a robotic prosthetic one? With hydraulics?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: poomcgoo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 11:49:03 PM: Quote from: ren on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 09:43:40 PM
pics

/bizarro idol

Pics of what, my raw dick?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Quemaqua on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 11:54:34 PM: Quote from: poomcgoo on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 11:49:03 PM
raw dick

Please stop saying that. Seriously. You're making this uncooked hot dog seem entirely unappealing.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Ghandi on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 11:58:03 PM: Que you should seriously consider investing in a microwave.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: idolminds on Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:07:53 AM: Or fire.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: sirean_syan on Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:15:18 AM: Ah fire. Is there any problem it can't solve?
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: Xessive on Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:18:01 AM: Quote from: sirean_syan on Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:15:18 AM
Ah fire. Is there any problem it can't solve?
Scientology. Although in all fairness that's only because we're not applying it.
Title: Re: My penis has a serious problem
Post by: sirean_syan on Sunday, April 27, 2008, 12:24:45 AM: It could totally solve Scientology. Fire's a lot brute force. If it isn't getting the job done, you're just not using enough.