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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pugnate on Monday, October 16, 2006, 05:39:51 AM
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linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2029562.html?menu=)
Hefner prefers dominoes to sex
Playboy millionaire Hugh Hefner says he's bored of sex and would rather have a game of dominoes.
Hefner, 80, is famed for bedding thousands of women and holding bunny-girl parties at his Beverly Hills mansion.
However, he says he no longer has the energy and would rather relax with his bunnies reports The Sun.
He said: "I'm bored of the hanky panky. I'm still active but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends."
Hefner once had seven girlfriends - but in 1997 he cut down to three, saying the girls got jealous.
He lives with 26-year-old Holly Madison, 32-year-old Bridget Marquardt and 21-year-old Kendra Wilkinson.
He added: "Having three beautiful women keeps the years off me. I would recommend it to anyone."
In other news there was a lot less vomit in the playboy mansion.
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That's my idol, seriously. The guy had his way with gorgeous women all his long life--and he got away with it unscathed. He didn't inherit daddy's fortune either. He did it on his own, his way. How cool is that?
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I don't think I could ever idolize a man whose life was essentially worthless. He never contributed anything of value to the world, and his claim to fame was that he got to fuck gorgeous women. In order for someone to earn my admiration they have to do something that shows greater strength of character than simply not having morals. Sure, I suppose the guy is a great businessman, but business has never been anything I admired either.
Though honestly, is it wrong that at 24 there are times that *I'd* rather play dominoes? I need to find a new job. I'm just so tired all the time...
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He never contributed anything of value to the world
Dude....Playboy. He contributed Playboy. I mean, he has every guys dream job. Do I admire him? Probably not. But I sure as hell envy him.
As a funny side note, my roomates sister is in an issue of playboy. Thats pretty much the trump card in terms of shit talking. Not that I ever go there, but if I ever need to...
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Roomate: Dude did you replace the milk yet?
Gandhi: Um.. sorry... I forgot.
Roomate: Again?
Gandhi: Yea... sorry... my bad.
Roomate: Man it is your turn, and it has been three days.
Gandhi: Oh yea? At least my sister wasn't in playboy!!!!!!!
Roomate: *blinks*
Gandhi: :-[
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More like, "Roomate, who is more than twice Ghandi's size:"
Not that I'm scared, but lets just say that I'd need three ninja emoticons.
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Ok so you must have googled her name, right?
When he wasn't looking.
Hey if you find her, show it to him. Imagine how disgusted he would be hahaha. Nevermind the black eyes you would get. How did you find out anyway?
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I think one of my buddies found out. Anyways, we have the magazine, I don't even remember her name, just the page number ;)
I think that he has seen the picture before. His response is basically "She's ugly in real life, they just put a lot of makeup on her."
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haha... well if he had said anything else I am sure it would have scared people.
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What you need to do is make around 100 good quality copies of the picture and enjoy the hilarity over the couse of the next year stashing the photo is as many unlikely places as you can possibly imagine and watching the poor bastard slowly discover the pictures.
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You people are mean.
Or maybe just cynical. ;)
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I like to think that I'm mean *and* cynical.
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I'm surprised he lasted this long without getting a little tired of it all.
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Actually, two days ago my buddy pulled out the playboy of his sister to make fun of him and he went outside and burned it. I knew it was gonna happen. We just finished drinking a lot of jager.