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Title: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
Anything within reason you want to know about me, I am currently slightly intoxicated and an open book.

Go.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: PyroMenace on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:25:26 PM
Tell us your greatest in bed moment with Beth.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
I actually proposed to her in bed.  So I guess that would be it.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?

Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:50:40 PM
What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?

Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?

Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping".  Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it.  I can't remember.  It could happen without notice.  we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds.  I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:53:10 PM
How much wood would you chuck if you were a woodchuck?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:56:15 PM
God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: beo on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:57:29 PM
would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping".  Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it.  I can't remember.  It could happen without notice.  we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds.  I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro

Just so you know, I stopped reading after "manhumping".   Pretty much answered everything right there.

would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?

Well done!
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:10:12 PM
God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?
Shit, I totally didn't think of that.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:12:18 PM
Went back and read the post.  Yup, pretty damn queer.  Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.

New one:


What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: beo on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:17:52 PM
do you know what's really gay? the fact that you're probing deeper into this whole homosexual thing.

wait...
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?

The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it.  If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:28:46 PM
Went back and read the post.  Yup, pretty damn queer.  Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.

New one:


What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?

I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 08:11:38 PM
The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it.  If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..

wrong answer...pervert.

I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.

Madzim?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 08:36:19 PM
Madzim?

Hahaha, nice, you magnificent bastard.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Ghandi on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 09:27:08 PM
Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: PyroMenace on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
I have a question for you.

Harvey Dent... can we trust him?!?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: idolminds on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 10:03:25 PM
WHERES BEATRICE?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Quemaqua on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 10:19:21 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Thursday, April 08, 2010, 06:49:19 AM
Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?

I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: MysterD on Friday, April 09, 2010, 02:02:12 PM
I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation

Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Friday, April 09, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
Ahahaha.  I don't really get it, but still found it really funny.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: idolminds on Friday, April 09, 2010, 04:29:15 PM
Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?
Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Quemaqua on Friday, April 09, 2010, 05:34:20 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Friday, April 09, 2010, 06:48:09 PM
Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.

Too far?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Friday, April 09, 2010, 07:00:12 PM
...
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: beo on Friday, April 09, 2010, 07:04:01 PM
Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.

Too far?
lololololol.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Pugnate on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 05:23:10 AM
Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 07:27:15 AM
Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?

One of my Sociology professors from college whom I was very close with gave me the name.  My name is Kendall so you can figure out the rest.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 12:29:25 PM
You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done?  I mean, that story...
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Ghandi on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 06:17:59 PM
Gregg is jealous that he wasn't invited to the manhumping party...don't pay attention to him.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: scottws on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 06:34:34 PM
Wow, I had been passing this thread over.  It would have been a shame to miss it.  There is some really good stuff in here!
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 07:08:28 AM
You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done?  I mean, that story...

Haha.  it's a lot more innocent than you guys make it out to be.  Just an inside joke amongst friends. 
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: MysterD on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.

Any "revokes" allowed w/ a "revoke tool?"
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: idolminds on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 06:43:56 PM
Pretty sure kman covered that.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Ghandi on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 09:46:31 PM
OK SO THIS HOT GIRL REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL AND SHE IS STRAIGHT AND HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL BI I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP

seriously, this is happening. And i got yelled at because of it. But i want two girls.

VERY drumnk but I definitely had 3 hour argumnet about it

NEED KMAN HELP
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 10:25:33 PM
Find a male friend and dry hump him.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Quemaqua on Monday, April 12, 2010, 12:32:32 AM
Uh... kill yourself?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Monday, April 12, 2010, 06:43:59 AM
I find it necessary to clarify that the whole group manhump thing was like a 5 second deal.  It's not like we ganged up on a dude for 30 minutes.

Well Pyro did once or twice.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, April 12, 2010, 10:08:28 AM
I totally understand; You dry hump your friends for just long enough to make sure that you have your penis pressed up against them - only separated by two very thin layers of clothing and societal norms. I imagine that with enough built up tension. it wouldn't take long in a situation like that.


So, did you like always carry around a clean pair of boxers with you?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: K-man on Monday, April 12, 2010, 10:30:19 AM
Nah.  Once they crust up it runs right off.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: gpw11 on Monday, April 12, 2010, 10:35:36 AM
 :(
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: Ghandi on Tuesday, April 13, 2010, 10:03:20 PM
OK SO THIS HOT GIRL REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL AND SHE IS STRAIGHT AND HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL BI I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP

seriously, this is happening. And i got yelled at because of it. But i want two girls.

VERY drumnk but I definitely had 3 hour argumnet about it

NEED KMAN HELP

I'm sorry to say that this was an actual drunk post...I don't remember typing it but the facts add up true enough.

Ghandi's answer: don't bring it up ever, unless she's drunk. And then only subtly.
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: scottws on Wednesday, April 14, 2010, 08:55:17 AM
My ex-girlfriend ("The Russian Princess") said she'd be open to a threesome with a girl, but the girl wouldn't be allowed to touch me nor me her.

Now, it would still be kinda hot but wtf?
Title: Re: Ask K-man
Post by: W7RE on Wednesday, April 14, 2010, 09:08:56 AM
My ex-girlfriend ("The Russian Princess") said she'd be open to a threesome with a girl, but the girl wouldn't be allowed to touch me nor me her.

Now, it would still be kinda hot but wtf?

That's not a threesome, that's voyeurism. I'd tell her not to taunt me by using incorrect terminology.