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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: K-man on Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 06:20:52 PM
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Anything within reason you want to know about me, I am currently slightly intoxicated and an open book.
Go.
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Tell us your greatest in bed moment with Beth.
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I actually proposed to her in bed. So I guess that would be it.
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What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?
Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?
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What is the most homosexual thing you have ever done?
Edit: Also, what is the most homosexual thing you have ever done with Pyro?
Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping". Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it. I can't remember. It could happen without notice. we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds. I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro
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How much wood would you chuck if you were a woodchuck?
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God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?
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would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?
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Well our circle of friends in college had this thing going we coined "manhumping". Sad thing is I think I might have been the one to start it. I can't remember. It could happen without notice. we'd all be hanging out or whatever and then out of nowhere everyone would just pounce on someone and dry hump them for a few seconds. I guess that's probably the most homosexual thing i've ever done AND the most homosexual thing I've ever done with Pyro
Just so you know, I stopped reading after "manhumping". Pretty much answered everything right there.
would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?
Well done!
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God damn it, you had to give him something with "wood" in it, didn't you?
Shit, I totally didn't think of that.
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Went back and read the post. Yup, pretty damn queer. Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.
New one:
What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?
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do you know what's really gay? the fact that you're probing deeper into this whole homosexual thing.
wait...
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would you rather fuck a 14 year old or an 80 year old?
The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it. If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..
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Went back and read the post. Yup, pretty damn queer. Actually, it'd be almost impossible to do anything more homosexual, but whatever.
New one:
What's the gayest thing you've ever done with either your mouth or Pyro's mouth?
I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.
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The 80 year old would definitely carry less legal implications with it. If Anna Nicole Smith could do it..
wrong answer...pervert.
I think i licked one of my friend's faces new years eve when I was wayyyy loaded on bourbon.
Madzim?
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Madzim?
Hahaha, nice, you magnificent bastard.
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Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?
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I have a question for you.
Harvey Dent... can we trust him?!?
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WHERES BEATRICE?
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hahaha
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Jessica Alba wants you to make sweet love to her, but she wants D to blog the entire event live as he watches. DO YOU DO IT?
I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation
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I would use Securom DRM (Trojan w/ spermicidal lubricant) so D would have nothing to do with the situation
Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?
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Ahahaha. I don't really get it, but still found it really funny.
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Does Securom DRM "come" w/ install limits?
Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.
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hahaha
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Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.
Too far?
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Well there's a hack around that but it involves a hot coat hanger.
Too far?
lololololol.
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Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?
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Here is a question. How'd you come up with K-Man?
One of my Sociology professors from college whom I was very close with gave me the name. My name is Kendall so you can figure out the rest.
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You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done? I mean, that story...
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Gregg is jealous that he wasn't invited to the manhumping party...don't pay attention to him.
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Wow, I had been passing this thread over. It would have been a shame to miss it. There is some really good stuff in here!
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You sure you don't want the change the answer to the question about the most homosexual thing you've ever done? I mean, that story...
Haha. it's a lot more innocent than you guys make it out to be. Just an inside joke amongst friends.
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Yes, you only get one install every 9 months.
Any "revokes" allowed w/ a "revoke tool?"
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Pretty sure kman covered that.
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OK SO THIS HOT GIRL REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL AND SHE IS STRAIGHT AND HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL BI I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP
seriously, this is happening. And i got yelled at because of it. But i want two girls.
VERY drumnk but I definitely had 3 hour argumnet about it
NEED KMAN HELP
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Find a male friend and dry hump him.
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Uh... kill yourself?
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I find it necessary to clarify that the whole group manhump thing was like a 5 second deal. It's not like we ganged up on a dude for 30 minutes.
Well Pyro did once or twice.
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I totally understand; You dry hump your friends for just long enough to make sure that you have your penis pressed up against them - only separated by two very thin layers of clothing and societal norms. I imagine that with enough built up tension. it wouldn't take long in a situation like that.
So, did you like always carry around a clean pair of boxers with you?
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Nah. Once they crust up it runs right off.
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:(
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OK SO THIS HOT GIRL REALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL AND SHE IS STRAIGHT AND HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL BI I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP
seriously, this is happening. And i got yelled at because of it. But i want two girls.
VERY drumnk but I definitely had 3 hour argumnet about it
NEED KMAN HELP
I'm sorry to say that this was an actual drunk post...I don't remember typing it but the facts add up true enough.
Ghandi's answer: don't bring it up ever, unless she's drunk. And then only subtly.
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My ex-girlfriend ("The Russian Princess") said she'd be open to a threesome with a girl, but the girl wouldn't be allowed to touch me nor me her.
Now, it would still be kinda hot but wtf?
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My ex-girlfriend ("The Russian Princess") said she'd be open to a threesome with a girl, but the girl wouldn't be allowed to touch me nor me her.
Now, it would still be kinda hot but wtf?
That's not a threesome, that's voyeurism. I'd tell her not to taunt me by using incorrect terminology.