Haha, thanks for the A Christmas Story references!
Anyway, don't worry too much about me, y'all. Like I said before, while some events are out of your control, a lot of them can be avoided. Motorcycles are inherently more risky, there is no denying that, but there are lots of ways to minimize the risk. For instance, 50% of all deadly accidents in the US occur when the rider is drunk. Simple decision: never drink and ride. Additionally, stuff like safety classes do lower your chance of being involved in an accident and the severity of the accident as well.
To me, it's all about managing the risk, much like any other part of your life. Everyone is different, I have discovered. There is no way in hell I would ever go skydiving or anything like that, but I love to ride. Other people are the opposite.
Haha, so that is my lecture about motorcycles.