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Offline beo

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Spam
« on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 02:02:40 PM »
do you ever get so bored that you go through your spam folder, just to see if there's anything interesting to read? the best i could find was an email entitled, six clowns fucking one hot bitch. needless to say, i love clowns, so followed the links. there were no clowns at all.

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anyone got anything weirder than that currently sitting in their spam folder?

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Re: Spam
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 02:16:40 PM »
I get a lot of those ones in my Yahoo account that have the subject all misspelled weirdly to fake out the spam filters, but nothing about clowns.  The only few that I get that aren't misspelled are ones telling me I've one the U.K. lottery, Denmark lottery, *insert country here* lottery and for me to send me personal info to them immediately so I can swim in this imaginary money.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 02:18:26 PM »
i love clowns, so followed the links.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 02:21:11 PM »
oh noes! my megahurts have been stolen!

i run all sorts of crap to get rid of such stuff on this rig and haven't had a virus for years, so i think i'll be okay...

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Re: Spam
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 02:29:58 PM »
I don't even care.  I just select all and delete.  I don't even look for anything that might not be spam.

I have a kind of funny story about spam at an old job.

I used to be sort of like a bill collector, except I called people that didn't have car insurance for cars whose loans we carried.  Well, one guy was particularly immature and invited me to something called "Hi5."  I declined the invite but ever since then I got some spam at my work e-mail.  (Side note:  Our work e-mail spam blocker sucked.  It didn't use Bayesian filtering and instead used the ancient technique of simply white and blacklists)

The spams I got were generally graphic in nature:  strap-on dildos and whatnot... Pictures of people wearing them and all.  Every time I got one, I blacklisted the sender's e-mail, but it doesn't matter.  People only use an e-mail address called "6x382y2bz@yahoo.com" once, you know?

So anyway, fast-forward to when I resigned the position.  It was kind of an ugly departure.  I hated my boss and she hated me but I did everything by-the-book and was very professional so it doesn't reflect poorly on me.  On my exit interview, I was very honest in describing why I thought my boss actually hurt the company and the department in particular by utterly destroying morale and focusing on secondary and tertiary goals rather than primary goals.  These exit interview documents are shared with the CEO, President, VP, and manager.

Anyway, I used e-mail quite a bit in my job to get in contact with some of these people, and I was awaiting quite a few responses via e-mail by the time I left.  So I went ahead and created a rule that automatically forwarded e-mail sent to me to the department e-mail distribution list as well as a response to the sender saying to use the department e-mail address in the future to correspond with the company regarding insurance.  I created an exception so that e-mail sent to me by my girlfriend would just get forwarded to my home address and then deleted.

The last thing I did before I left was turn on this rule.  The next day, I checked my work e-mail through OWA and saw that I had received several e-mails, all spam.  They were all those ones with bad pictures.

I still knew people that worked there, and the word was that my boss was telling people that I purposely set up something to send these dirty e-mails to everyone in the department after I left until my account was disabled.

Honestly, it was just by chance that it happened, but I thought it was pretty funny that something I did to try to help out the department actually ended up just sending a bunch of pornographic spams.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 06:43:37 PM »
Haha. Sounds like a horrible boss. I half expected that story to end with you having signed her up for the spam.

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anyone got anything weirder than that currently sitting in their spam folder?

I got something about enlarging my penis. I won't go into details, but lets just say, it's a long story.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 07:44:29 PM »
All my spam is for pills, and they're all versions of the same template.  Total crap.  I don't get much and gmail filters it really well, thankfully.  I don't even know how I got what I've got, but it seems you just can't avoid it at all these days.  Used to be if you were smart you could just escape it, but that just isn't possible anymore.  Anyway, none of it is interesting or weird or funny.  Just tons of the same crap.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 08:05:36 PM »
Well at my work we have some pretty decent filters in place, their not perfect so a few get through. One day our CEO pulled me and one other a side and said he had received 10 spam emails int he last 2 days. Now this was way above avergae and we could tell he was getting a bit steamed about it. We checked the filter program and we noticed something interesting; anyway the discussion went a little like this -

me: So I hear you received 10 spam emails
Him: yeah it's not good enough I know we pay a lot of money for the software.... blah blah
Me: yeah we checked the software and it seems to be working
Him: but I still got 10 emails!
Me: It's not perfect, no software is and the amount of spam in the last 2 days has been higher than nomral seeing how we've blocked about 200 spam emails heading for your account alone I think 10 getting through is a fairly decent effort...
Him: oh... Just for me....
Me: yup.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 08:22:44 PM »
Almost all the spam gets blocked in my Hotmail account.  I used to get flooded with it.  Every now and then something gets through and it's just utter garbage that doesn't make any sense.

My Gmail is getting hit pretty hard though.  I mean, it all ends up in the SPAM folder, but I get like over 100 in a month, which is kind of ridiculous.  The only good thing is that none of it actually makes it to my inbox.

My home email account gets almost no spam now.  Maybe one message every week or two, so it's all good.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:16:32 AM »
Woah your boss was such a bitch Scottws.

Also the best SPAM filter I find is that of gmail.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 08:35:13 AM »
Yeah, my Gmail address gets hammered too, but I rarely see anything in my inbox.  But yeah, I'll clear the spam out and an hour later there will be 6-10 spams in the folder.

At my last job, an IT Co-op, I managed the spam firewall on a daily basis (among other things).  It was crazy to see how much spam we got, almost all of which got blocked.  The users were always complaining about the ones that got through.  I always thought to myself, "Well maybe if you people would stop signing up for all kinds of BS newsletters, the firewall would have an easier time since we wouldn't have to tell the firewall that newsletters aren't spam which opens up newsletter-like spam getting through."

Anyway, once we changed our ISP and therefore all the DNS entries on the Internet were all screwed up.  E-mail was going straight into the exchange server instead of the spam firewall.  Everyone was getting shit-tons of spam e-mail:  pills, financial, raunchy stuff... everything.  The President (also an owner of the Cincinnati Reds) was livid.  It lasted for three days too.

I kept telling my manager that the issue was one of DNS were we registered the wrong IP for e-mail, but it took her three days before she finally agreed with me.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 05:50:32 PM »
I don't get any spam at work, and I use gmail for my home account, which does a spectacular job of catching everything.  Every now and again I open the spam folder which is littered with crap that is so garbled it is unreadable.  What the hell do these people think they're selling?


Anyway, one of my roommates got a spam email from Becky Bukkake that was pretty funny.  Mostly because of the Alliteration.


Edit: I don't want to alarm anyone... but I may have just found out a way to get 500% more sperm.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 06:11:23 PM »
I don't even get any spam in my spam folder in gmail.  And I sign up for everything.  I guess I am just lucky or something.
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Re: Spam
« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 15, 2007, 08:37:53 PM »
Or you're a vampire.   Everyone knows vampires don't get spam.

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Re: Spam
« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 16, 2007, 04:32:02 AM »
Hot damn, I give up.  You guys never noticed the late night screaming, the fangs, my pale complexion, or my black cape, so I thought my vampirism would remain hidden.  I shouldn't have mentioned anything about the spam.
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