Topic: I start a new job tomorrow

[gpw11]

I'm not really excited.  This better not suck because I don't want to go back to my old job all summer and probably get heat stroke and die.

[iPPi]

Congratulations... though it kinda sucks that you don't sound in the least bit excited to start a new job.

[PyroMenace]

Have fun mopping up those peep show booths, thats gotta suck.

[gpw11]

I don't like change.  Other than that it should be better.

[Pugnate]

How is the girl situation at this new place?

[TheOtherBelmont]

Protips to a better workplace experience:

1. To establish dominance at your new workplace be sure to fling your feces at the boss, if feces is not available, peeing on them will do the trick!

2. If you have a visible scar anywhere on your body and someone asks about it say you got it from fighting a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat.

3. The man is always trying to keep you down so be sure to punch him in the face when he's being a dick.

[Pugnate]

Hit him with the thing you think he is acting like.

[Quemaqua]

Or burn down his house.  Burning is always fun.

[Antares]

Or burn down his house.  Burning is always fun.

This only works if you are pissing on the ashes when he drives up to what used to be his house.