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Offline Pugnate

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American Idol haters rejoice.
« on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 03:08:17 PM »
I'll keep it short. My sister watches American Idol to laugh and lately she has been laughing a lot more than usual. Apparently this horrible horrible "singer", Sanjaya Malakar has now made it to the top nine despite being totally atrocious. I heard him perform and it was like a cat drowning. He isn't too much better than William Hung, so you can imagine how bad he is.



Anyway about ten contestants or so ago it was pretty obvious that he was going to be kicked off, because he was just so freakin' bad. However there is this website called Vote for the Worst which has been conspiring to destroy American Idol by campaigning for the worst contestant.

The website wasn't getting much success until Howard Stern -- who apparently hates the show -- decided to push the concept. Thanks to him the better contestants get voted off while Sanjaya continues to strive, which is hilarious. Stern is getting godlike status because of this prank. Apparently there is a hunger strike now against Sanjaya.

The leading judge Simon has sworn to resign if Sanjaya wins.

Stern will kill Idol.  :-[

Here I found a performance on Youtube.



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Offline ScaryTooth

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Re: American Idol voters rejoice.
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 03:13:07 PM »
Hahaha. I still love Howard, sure, his show isn't as good as it used to be. But this is awesome!

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 03:48:56 PM »
A better clip:
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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 04:18:58 PM »
Voting for the worst isn't anything new in American Idol history. Then again, "worst" can be really subjective.

I actually think the kid has potential. The voice is just waiting to come out. The problem is his lack of experience on stage and knowledge of his abilities. He keeps picking the wrong songs, which is too bad because in some ways I think he's got a more "natural" sounding voice than most of the current contestants. Then again, just because he has "potential" doesn't mean he shouldn't have been voted by now.

As far as the rest of the contestants: I think this year is one of the worst thus far. Just weak across the board, with the exception of 2-3 girls.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 04:28:00 PM »
Haha thats great. I hate American Idol with every fiber of my body. I don't like Howard Stern either, but he definitely gets some respect from me for this.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 04:33:46 PM »
I kinda half-ass watch the show, I'll put it on for background noise and turn my head every now and then to see whats going on. I don't like Sanjaya either, but he hasn't hit his stride yet. When he picked that Van Halen song (You Really Got Me) over the other one, I knew he would bomb. He picks the wrong kinds of songs for his voice.

Oh yeah, he's also unbelievably gay.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 04:38:07 PM »
I avoid this show like it's a woman I don't much like but did something stupid with on the weekend.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 05:30:34 PM »
Haha thats great. I hate American Idol with every fiber of my body. I don't like Howard Stern either, but he definitely gets some respect from me for this.

Exactly.  I fucking hate Howard Stern, but I fucking hate American Idol possibly 8 billion times as much.  I plan to vote just in the hope that the show will finally go off the fucking air and I won't have to listen to my idiot coworkers yap about it all fucking day.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 29, 2007, 11:50:24 PM »
That's a fucking waste.  Seriously, the guy sucks, but he's probably more into it than most people on the show are from the looks of it.  It accomplishes very litte if he wins.  The show won't go off the air (and he probably won't win once fan votes start getting consolidated as the numbers dwindle anyways), and even if he does win, all it means is some other whacked singer gets a record contract that ammounts to nothing.  And what the fuck is this guy doing anyways?  It's like Rory Fitzpatrick in the all star NHL vote, but Fitzpatrick did the right thing, said it was funny but admited he'd never accept the spot because a.) he didn't deserve it and b.) he wasn't going to be the but of some joke.

Stern has the influence and ability to do this, but he should have been a bit more tactical in it.  I think he should have planted someone who actually has talent to get on the show, and then once it actually starts and begins to ramp up a bit, make the announcement that it's a plant.  Bam, the guy starts doing spoken word or ganster rap to ever song and still makes it to the top ten.  The kills the credibility of the show.  This doesn't at all.  Like cools said, it's not like the guy isn't talented, he can still sing better than 90% of the people out there naturally.  I was expecting a lot more from reading the description and was suprised in the first clip when he wasn't that bad.

Anyways, I'll take Idol over Rockstar anyday.  Idol I don't give a shit about, but Rockstar Supernova was just blasphemy.  A bunch of guys that have been basically kicked out of some good bands and Tommy Lee all get together to choose a new singer for their 'supergroup' they obviously have to get a bunch of amatuers because no big name is going to join with them (I actually like Gilby Clark, but that's about it).  Out of all of them who do they pick?  Quite possibly the worst person they could have - the emo/rock hybred.  Look, the band is going to be a fucking joke anyways, why make it worse?

Should have hired one of the chicks.

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Re: American Idol haters rejoice.
« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 30, 2007, 05:48:10 PM »
well..  this batch isn't that great it seems.  My cousins and aunts are REALLY into this whole american idol thing.  I visited them recently and my aunt was watching in her room, so i went to the living room, and my cousins were watching there.. then i went into my grandma's and it was also on.. they're rooting for one of the girls though.. one of the big fat ones.

sanjaya..  don't even watch him.. too many annoying things in life without him
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