Topic: Leave me alone or I will bite off your penis.

[Pugnate]

Girl bites Hamburger

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested

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[ren]

lol at Girl Bites Hamburger

[Quemaqua]

Nice.

[Xessive]

Haha I keep imagining the whole scene happening with ridiculously stereotypical German accents

[Antares]

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

hahaha, well chalk one up for girls being molested on the dance floor by creepy old men everywhere.

[gpw11]

I don't know how he thought dance floor head was going to go well under any circumstances.  That's where Lux Artenia starts playing in the soundtrack of your life and something fucked up is about to happen. 

[K-man]

Well, at least the alcohol on her breath probably acted as a basic antiseptic.