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Offline DrSbaitso

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How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 09:25:56 AM »
Yesterday morning was my last exam of the year, and it was a big one. Since I had a low mark coming in, and the exam was worth 60%, doing well was critical. The night before, I had prepared my dual redundant alarm system:

1. Mental alarm: this almost never fails me. If there's something important I have to wake up for, I usually wake up within a couple of minutes of when I plan to, alarm clock or no.
2. Mobile phone: in case my mental alarm fails, I set my phone to play the William Tell Overture at highest volume at 7:30 am.
3. Computer: as an extra backup, I set the computer to play The Imperial March from Star Wars at 7:40 am.

So I felt pretty comfortable going to sleep that night. Until morning comes along. I wake up to the sound of chimes, and, as I prepare to roll over and go back to sleep, a voice in the back of my head tells me I'm forgetting something. Oh shit! I have an exam today! What time is it? It's 8:40, and the exam starts in 20 minutes. So I put on some pants, run to the exam hall, write the exam, and all ends well.

Why had my alarms failed? My mental alarm I can't speak for, but my mobile phone had crashed and given me a White Screen of Death, and my alarm clock software on my computer had some kind of bug where it didn't load the MP3 file properly.

What had saved me? A spam email for Viagra and Cialis, sent at 8:40 am, that escaped Gmail's spam filter, and triggered my Gmail notifier. I'll never complain about spam again.

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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 10:52:20 AM »
That's a pretty awesome story.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 11:52:30 AM »
Hahaha!!

Awesome story. 

Glad you made it to your exam
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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 12:08:14 PM »
Haha that's awesome. :)

Might I suggest an actual alarm clock? (The ones that don't run on software. ;) )

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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 01:40:21 PM »
Yes, I'm definitely getting an actual alarm clock after this incident!
I'm thinking about Clocky.

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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 02:10:26 PM »
That's a neat clock!  Kind of expensive, though.  I just have cheap piece of shit that barely works, but it still goes off in the morning so... yay.

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Re: How Gmail's crappy spam filter saved me from failing a course
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, April 28, 2007, 06:41:53 PM »
Good to know.