I studied art, and I still don't understand the obsession with nudity. I just don't get it. It's like they see everything as "better" when it's nude.
X: And here I drew two people walking by the lake.
Prof: Can't you draw them nude?
X: Um, they weren't nude at the time.
Prof: Hmm. Not good enough.
*Following week*
X: Here's my day's work.
Prof: Hmm, they're not nude.
X: I know.
Prof: The NUDE models we had were NUDE.
X: I know. I dressed them in my mind.
Prof: Hmm.
In my head I imagined his last expression to be followed by "This is no good! I can't pleasure myself to this!" Then I said "Look, I didn't travel thousands of miles and pay thousands of dollars to draw other peoples' junk!"