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Offline nickclone

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Rednecks Don't Like Me
« on: Friday, July 20, 2007, 05:18:24 AM »
Rednecks don't like me ( I can't imagine why), but the guys are the ones who seem to really take it to heart. I met my friend from high school's new boyfriend tonight ( he was pretty cool), his friend didn't care for me to much. I guess my suave charm can't rub off on everyone. However, the new boyfriend embraced me and played beer pong with me (kicked my ass) and then gave me some home made moonshine and a bunch of prime cuts that he gets from his cousin "the butcher". I just hope those steaks are from cows and not from my fellow Negroes.


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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 20, 2007, 05:50:52 AM »
NASCAR-watching, cut-off sleeve-wearing, big ol' 4x4 driving rednecks annoy me.

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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 20, 2007, 01:35:13 PM »
Just make sure you're wearing one of these at all times:

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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 20, 2007, 10:11:49 PM »
They dont like me either. Back in Arizona I got compliments about my mohawk and piercings. Here in North Carolina I get dirty looks and whispers.

One thing I love is when a little kid in a store sees me and smiles, and I make a goofy face at them or something, and their parents get appalled and push the cart away pretty quickly, like I'm gonna hurt their kid or something. the kid and I get a laugh, and I piss off some uptight bitch.

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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 20, 2007, 10:20:58 PM »
Heh.  I can generally get along with rednecks okay, but that's because I can get along with pretty much everybody.  Unless they piss me off, in which case I just counter-piss until they leave me alone.  I have issues with some rednecks, but not all.  Some are decent folks.

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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 21, 2007, 05:43:27 AM »
Heh.  I can generally get along with rednecks okay, but that's because I can get along with pretty much everybody.  Unless they piss me off, in which case I just counter-piss until they leave me alone.  I have issues with some rednecks, but not all.  Some are decent folks.

You'd be surprised how much ghetto black people and trashy rednecks actually have in common, I don't get why they hate each other so much. I can get along with just about anyone, I'll be very polite and courteous, but theres only so much I can take before I have to take the gloves off. I don't go into any situation to piss people off or make enemies, but I've found that the older I get, the less people seem to like me.

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Re: Rednecks Don't Like Me
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 21, 2007, 07:45:41 AM »
Probably goes for all of us if there's something not to like.  I mean, the older we get the more set in our ways we get, right?

But yeah, I've noticed the same in regards to your first comment.  I always found that sort of interesting.

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