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Man urinated on cash till US police are hunting a man who stood on a conveyor belt and urinated on a till at a supermarket.Witnesses said the man was standing in line at the check out at a ShopRite store in Chester, New York state.He suddenly climbed on the belt, took out his penis and urinated on the till, reports the Times Herald Record.Police responded to a report of indecent exposure but were unable to find the man who fled before startled staffand shoppers could act.ShopRite officials called it an unfortunate incident and said the register was cleaned and disinfected immediately.
Its the register you jack-a-ninny
Ah, thanks, says this jack-a-ninny.I think more people should carry stun guns. In this case, applying one to this weirdo's genitals may have a long-lasting positive effect on his behavior.
Funny, I'm trying really hard *not* to picture that.
I pretty much involuntarily pictured as I was reading Cobra's post