I saw a cliched bar fight on tv and they did the part at the end where someone gets thrown out and told not to come back. Its got me thinking of all the place I can't go back to, the list is bigger than I though.
Pets Mart: Thats right! I got kicked out of Pets Mart, but I swear to God I didn't do anything too bad. There was a dead fish on the floor in the aquarium area, so I picked it up and started chasing this girl I was with around with it. They said we were disturbing the customers and told us we had to leave. I guess you can't play with dead fish, but it's perfectly ok for your dog to take a shit in the store.
SharpShooters (pool hall): I've been kicked outta there a bunch of times, one time was when I got obliterated and started playing grab ass with some guy's girlfriend. The guy was the leader singer of a band that played there all the time and knew the bartender...got me cut off and put in the bad graces of the bar. Soon I was banned from drinking liquor and then I was banned for life after puking on their floor.
Giant (Grocery Store): I got kicked out of here because of my friends, this is one of the times where I'm completely innocent. One of my friends went to go take a shit while I talked to a friend who worked in the store, next thing I know some lady is pulling a bunch of my friends out the bathroom, rounding us up and telling us to leave.
Panera Bread: This one pisses me off the most because once again I didn't do anything. My friends got food and we went to go outside while I sat with them and smoked. A few teenage couples walked by all decked out in homecoming attire and I asked them which school they went to and they said Brentsville (where I graduated from). We all cheered and they went about their way, the manager then comes out and asks if we're bothering his customers. I pointed out to him that they were just walking down the sidewalk, we were the customers who paid. He then said that was the key word "paid" and we're not customers anymore. I told him to fuck off, kicked over the ashtray and we left...never been back there.
Steak Masters (Bar): I went there, got really drunk, went out side and puked. I then told my friend that I needed to sit in his car and he gave me the keys. Unfortunately I got into the wrong car, actually I got into the car of one of the bouncers and he wasn't to happy. I haven't been back there either...