Topic: Scottws, I challenge you to a wizard battle!

[WindAndConfusion]

I am weary of your WiFi paranoid ways, and shall tolerate neither them nor you any longer. As upstanding Internet gentlemen of honour and repute, I demand we settle this in the proper and noble way.

Ready your cloak and wizard hat, knave!

As the issuer of this challenge, I shall begin in the customary way: by shooting lightning at you.

[Ghandi]

You lose by default for using the phrase "knave."

NEXT BATTLE!

[TheOtherBelmont]

HEAVEN OR HELL DUEL 1 LET'S ROCK!

[scottws]

Actually I use WiFi at home.  I just wouldn't go to StarBucks or the library and use it on my laptop.

[WindAndConfusion]

I don't think you're understanding the mechanics of a wizard battle.

[scottws]

Um... *Zap?*

[Ghandi]

Scott, I think that you are misunderstanding the request. Wind "put on his robe and wizard cap," if you catch his drift.

[WindAndConfusion]

*Sigh*...

Challenge: W&C vs. scottws
Outcome: Scott just stands around like a dumbass and gets fried. Ghandi asks for homo-cyber-sex.

[Ghandi]

Wind, you are so cute when you are mad. Take off your robe and wizard cap when you try to talk to me, though. Put on your real people clothes.

[Quemaqua]

I'm not sure that he has any.

[WindAndConfusion]

I have fursuits.

Don't ask about the hard spots.

[Quemaqua]

But... you know that's the first thing I wanted to do.   

[Pugnate]

I like how Scottws was challenged yet Gandhi and Belmont seemed so excited, they were ready to burst.

I'm not sure that he has any.

haha..

Imagine W&C walking down the street with people staring at him.

W&C: WHAT YOU ASSHOLES! PEOPLE WEAR THESE! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN LORD OF THE FREAKIN' RINGS?!

[Ghandi]

I am easily excited by the fur suits.

Although, what the fuck is with the hard spots?

Edit: Pug, every time I picture W&C, that is what I imagine.