Topic: hahaha...birthday stripper mixup.

[Pugnate]

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Schoolboy's birthday stripper

Education chiefs are investigating after a booking mix-up led a stripper to perform for a boy of 16 in front of his classmates.

The boy's unsuspecting mum had asked an agency to provide her son with a 16th birthday surprise, reports The Sun.

She even got his drama teacher to agree to it happening in class at Arnold Hill School, Notts, and to film it on a phone.

But a mix-up in the booking meant instead of a man in a gorilla suit he got a stripper dressed as a policewoman.

The class watched in disbelief as she put a dog's collar on him and spanked him 16 times.

She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside - at which point the shocked teacher finally stepped in.

One pupil said: "The boy ran out. Everyone was in a state of shock."

I like how everyone was 'in a state of shock', and how the teacher took so long to get up... Well he probably arose earlier. And I wonder what happened at the party that was supposed to get the stripper but got the gorilla suit dude instead.

[idolminds]

Haha, I like how it was AFTER the spanking and stripping that they decided to stop it.

[Pugnate]

Also what 16 year old would enjoy a surprise involving a man in a gorilla suit?

[idolminds]

Thats a more frightening thought than you probably intended.

[Pugnate]

hahaha

[Quemaqua]

Also, notice how the kid ran out to masturbate right afterward.  At least I assume so.  Why the hell else would you run out of the room when a stripper was offering to let you rub cream on her ass?  Unless she was a really ugly stripper... which could explain things.

[Ghandi]

It's the problem that I have always had with our education system- Why draw the line with the cream on the ass? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

[Pugnate]

Why draw the line with the cream on the ass?

No pun intended?

[Ghandi]

Pug, after you said "Well he probably arose earlier," in your first post, it was pretty much a given that the thread would be filled with puns. Or near puns.

[Pugnate]

FROM THIS MOMENT FORTH, THIS THREAD WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE PUN THREAD!!!