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"I went to unpack and saw some of the clothes and saw it wasn't my suitcase," he said. "I was going to close it, and a kitten jumped out and ran under the bed. I screamed like a little girl."
Aw, what's not cute about that?
I think Raisa was comparing the kitten to your girlfriend, Wind&Confusion. And I stress the "Confusion".