CockTheVote.us will include an embedded widget where gamers can register to vote. The site will also feature campaign trail video clips and images of Hail to the Chimp’s giant, furry-costumed animal candidates – from Crackers the monkey to Hedwig the polar bear. Woodchuck Chumley, Hail to the Chimp’s animal kingdom woodchuck newscaster, will be on assignment, and even a cock-masked Gamecock or two will make an appearance.
A.) If that's what it takes to get you to register to vote, I don't think I even want you fucking voting.
B.) This guy seems like a huge douchebag. Especially when he talks about "flexing their gaming muscles"
C.) Who're the morons who keep on giving this guy VC cash?