I laughed very very hard. Hilarious.
It was an awesome game though, and I disagree on the vehicles being fragile. I didn't find that at all, and the tank mission was probably one of my favorites. Having said that, I did find the futuristic helicopter thing quite frustrating.
On this forum, I can imagine Que really enjoying Crysis, and Cobra not so much. I might be wrong, but I think Cobra is the sort of gamer who prefers a bit more linear variety in shooters, like Half-life? This is why I think when COD4 goes down in price, it will be Cobra's favorite game.
On the subject of Yahtzee... who games does he like?