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Offline Quemaqua

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Dixie Paper Plates
« on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 11:46:44 PM »
A brilliant ad campaign.

Allow me to paraphrase: I'm fucking worthless, and I don't care if my laziness is harmful to other people as long as I don't have to take 2 seconds to wash a fucking plate.
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Re: Dixie Paper Plates
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 11:55:31 PM »
Allow me to paraphrase: Anyone who has a hissy fit about paper plates is a moralizing asshole, whose opinion and worth as a human being can both be disregarded.
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Re: Dixie Paper Plates
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 11:59:42 PM »
Being the king of worthless people, I suppose you'd be the authority.
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Re: Dixie Paper Plates
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 12:02:39 AM »
Bow to your king, serf.
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Re: Dixie Paper Plates
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 12:08:32 AM »
Only if you'll supply me with free paper plates for life.
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Re: Dixie Paper Plates
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 12:20:55 AM »
The Kingdom of Worthless can't afford paper plates.
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