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Offline TheOtherBelmont

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Woman craps out lightning
« on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 01:27:34 AM »
The headline of the story:

A woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

And the full story

That is probably the most awesome thing lightning has ever done to a person.

Offline Pugnate

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 01:36:19 AM »
 :o

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 01:45:08 AM »
Is that "Holy Crap?" Literally??

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 09:30:20 AM »
I completely expected it to be Pug that posted this.

Heh, but yeah, that's freaking weird.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 10:07:53 AM »
That must suck going to the bathroom after something like this.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 10:56:12 AM »
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Second Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 12:45:15 PM »
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Second Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

hahahahah you funny bastard guy.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 01:20:52 PM »
Ouch.

Offline Ace_O_Spades

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 09:18:09 PM »
Damn

my anus is one of two places I never ever ever want to get burned in
The CONtrast
...Is the conTRAST
to THE contrast...

Offline Raisa

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 06:12:04 AM »
lol... reminds me of a term guys use.

anyway...   ;D

well if you eat enough chilies, your bum will be on fire the next day.
Taken.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 03:08:13 PM »
My teacher told us a story from his residency period.  He was sitting in on a colonoscopy that his mentor was doing.  Now, before the colonoscopy you gotta cleanse yourself.  So basically, you just get rid of alll the waste and whatnot in your body and everything.  Otherwise, methane and other not good stuff builds up.  So, this patient here failed to do that.  And well, the doctor began the procedure, you know.  And if there are any growths or anything on the way, they lasso it with a tether and zap it off with electricity.  Now, unfortunately, he had a growth.  They lassoed it.  They shocked it.  And a burst of flame came out of his ass like three feet high.  The guy ended up on a hospital bed for 4 months on his stomach, suffering from internal 3rd degree burns to his colon.

fun stuff.  So, remember.  When they tell you to cleanse, do it.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 09:41:29 PM »
I laugh and hurt at the same time.

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Re: Woman craps out lightning
« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 13, 2006, 06:07:57 AM »
I laugh and hurt at the same time.

From the same place?