Topic: The greatest game ever

[Ghandi]

So I think that we should come up with the greatest game idea ever, collaboratively. Just use whatever everyone above you has posted and expand upon it.

To begin:

A man wakes up, exhausted. Total amnesia. He looks around and finds an arsenal - everyone weapon imaginable...   

[Quemaqua]

He steps outside and realizes that the world has been overrun by some sort of militant race of robots that have systematically wiped the human race from the face of the earth and set up their own colossal architecture over the surface of the planet.

[angrykeebler]

This game is linear.

[Ghandi]

Despite all this, our hero was approached by a hot lesbian with big tits. "Help!" she says, "Our hot lesbian colony was infested with douchey guys that need to be brutally killed!!! Help us and you can totally join in on our hot lesbian sex afterwards"

*The camera pans over various tools. Apparently you are in a home-improvement store*

[Schlotzky5]

:the main character takes a swill from a small bottle of whiskey in his pocket:

"honey, I've got my own problems" he says as he walks towards the  nearest machine establishment.