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Stolen breasts.
« on: Thursday, October 19, 2006, 01:32:10 PM »
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Wanted posters of boob cheats

A plastic surgeon cheated out of money for operations has handed over unique wanted posters to police - before and after photos of his boob jobs.

Dr Michael Koenig, of Cologne, Germany, claims a number of women registered for procedures under fake numbers and absconded without paying.

One woman called Tania fled just moments after the hour long procedure to enhance her assets.

"She said she wanted to go out for a breath of air and she just didn't come back," said Koenig.

He believes all the women knew each other: "Now I am demanding money up front, pardon the pun," he added.

He charges £5,000 for the procedure.

German newspaper Bild published the 'after' picture of Tania's breasts, asking: "Is this the strangest wanted poster of all time?"

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 19, 2006, 05:50:04 PM »
Haha I'm sure the posters would make great ads too!

"Wanted!" Indeed they are..

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 19, 2006, 05:52:01 PM »
<idol> Pics? </idol>

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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 19, 2006, 08:24:11 PM »
As she escaped, she said "Thanks for the mammaries."

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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 19, 2006, 08:34:07 PM »
As she escaped, she said "Thanks for the mammaries."
Haha *Indiana Jones theme plays as she swings out of the window*

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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 20, 2006, 12:09:08 AM »
hahaha the mammeries comment with the music is just hilarious.