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Offline WindAndConfusion

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This is why crows are awesome.
« on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:09:54 PM »
Crows.

I sort of hope that one day, they get together with the parrots and octopodes to overthrow us.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:15:26 AM »
Nature is epic.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 03:33:47 PM »
It is said that crows bury their dead too, and supposedly that's where humans learned to do it.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 07:05:31 PM »
I call crows Sky Niggers.


The awesome flip side of it is you can call black people Ground Crows and they have no fucking idea what you're talking about.  True story.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 07:30:00 PM »
I call crows Sky Niggers.


The awesome flip side of it is you can call black people Ground Crows and they have no fucking idea what you're talking about.  True story.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 08:32:08 PM »
You forget that in the United States we've had various racist caricatures of crows. We also had Jim Crow.

Incidentally, it is exactly this kind of racial insensitivity that makes all you Canadian snow niggers so inferior to the noble American Race.


I didn't know how else to represent America,
so I just typed "flag bra" into Google.
Unfortunately, that is technically a Texan.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 08:49:45 PM »
Independence Day should be a lot more like that picture.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 10:08:19 PM »
O Beautiful

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 10:15:29 PM »
Theres a joke involving a flagpole around here somewhere.

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 05:21:02 AM »
American Flag Boobage? Arabs are great at finding those!

   

These pictures are among the many colourful images that race through my mind when I hear "America.. FUCK YEAHH!!!" hehe I love that song :P


But they've got tough competition up North:

   

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 06:53:21 AM »


You missed one.

How the fuck did this turn into the flag bikini thread?

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Re: This is why crows are awesome.
« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 07:35:38 PM »
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Here is another reason crows kick ass, they make frogs explode: http://www.cracked.com/article_17561_6-things-that-shouldnt-explode-but-did-anyway.html

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