Author Topic: Street Figher, Overwritten style (Read 3604 times)

Ghandi · « **on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 09:34:28 PM »

So here's the premise: you post two Overwritten members (active or retired) and the next poster posts a winner with an explanation.

First battle: beo vs. gpw

GO!

gpw11 · « **Reply #1 on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 09:52:12 PM »

Beo.

UNTIL I MAKE A GODDAMN MOVE.

Ghandi · « **Reply #2 on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 10:00:59 PM »

You're supposed to give another matchup. YOU'RE RUINING THIS

Edit: Raisa vs. Hoob. GO

PyroMenace · « **Reply #3 on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 11:15:20 PM »

Raisa

Hoob doesnt hit girls and Raisa knows kung fu.

Que vs. MysterD

Quemaqua · « **Reply #4 on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 11:40:52 PM »

MysterD. His OverQuote power is undefeatable.

Nick versus Kams/AceofSpades.

Ghandi · « **Reply #5 on:** Thursday, November 05, 2009, 11:59:05 PM »

It's a tough battle, but I think that Nick wins. He has a history of completely demolishing all that is innocent. But lets give the Ace credit - his religious preachings will whittle down Nick's desire to fight in the first place*.

*Note: I have no clue which religion Kams belongs to but I can only assume that, in the arena, he succumbs to the realization that he will soon be facing the wrath of the almighty at the hands of Nick, and, therefore, becomes religious.

Next battle: Cobra vs. Pyro

Xessive · « **Reply #6 on:** Friday, November 06, 2009, 05:44:17 AM »

Cobra.

Cobra's experience allows him to see the wisdom in walking away peacefully, consequently causing Pyro to engulf himself in an inferno of his own awesome flames.

Pug vs Ghandi

PyroMenace · « **Reply #7 on:** Friday, November 06, 2009, 05:48:16 AM »

Ghandi

Pug doesnt hit women.

Keebs vs Idol

angrykeebler · « **Reply #8 on:** Friday, November 06, 2009, 06:37:38 AM »

I win because I'm not on dial up

Pug Vs MysterD

In a locked steel cage

Ghandi · « **Reply #9 on:** Saturday, November 07, 2009, 12:55:33 PM »

Pug wins in the beginning, but the fight ends up being a draw. I know from experience that Pug is very crafty when it comes to escaping from locked cages.

Next battle: Sy vs Bullshark in a semi-aquatic environment.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #10 on:** Saturday, November 07, 2009, 01:29:57 PM »

The battle seems to go to Bullshark at first until a giant robot comes from out of nowhere and destroys him with laser-missiles.

Ghandi versus Hoob.

Pugnate · « **Reply #11 on:** Saturday, November 07, 2009, 11:29:02 PM »

Ghandi wins by default, as Hoob fails to show up. In fact, people keep wondering where Hoob is...

W7RE vs Windandconfusion

Ghandi · « **Reply #12 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 02:28:17 PM »

Instead of fighting, Windandconfusion spends the battle attempting to convince everyone that he is winning. No one buys it, mostly because he is getting his ass kicked by W7RE.

Next battle: Scarytooth vs iPPi

angrykeebler · « **Reply #13 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 05:26:11 PM »

Scarytooth begins with a salvo of destructive moves and abilities. ippi responds with "Interesting."
Scary retaliates with his secret move the "Scary bomb". Ippi responds with a "haha"
Dejected, Scarytooth forfeits.

Ghandi vs Drunk Ghandi

beo · « **Reply #14 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 05:46:44 PM »

drunk ghandi rapes ghandi. nobody wins.

cools! v k-man

Xessive · « **Reply #15 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 05:58:54 PM »

Before the fight Cools blackmails K-man with some compromising photos taken with Cools' very own high-zoom lens.. K-man takes a dive.

Idolminds VS MysterD

K-man · « **Reply #16 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 06:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Xessive on Monday, November 09, 2009, 05:58:54 PM

Before the fight Cools blackmails K-man with some compromising photos taken with Cools' very own high-zoom lens.. K-man takes a dive.

Idolminds VS MysterD

Idolminds cheapshots D after distracting him with a list of upcoming PC games containing copy protection

Pyro vs Que

Ghandi · « **Reply #17 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 10:24:18 PM »

Pyro wins in the beginning, but eventually Que convinces Pyro that life is meaningless, and Pyro self-immolates. Irony at it's finest.

DrSbaitso vs Schlotzky

Quemaqua · « **Reply #18 on:** Monday, November 09, 2009, 10:45:38 PM »

Schlotzky keeps trying to ask Sbaitso questions but always gets weird answers back in a strange, robotic voice. Eventually Sbaitso just calls him gay and stops toying with him. Schlotzky ragequits.

KontrollerX versus NatchDan

PyroMenace · « **Reply #19 on:** Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 04:57:13 PM »

After being bagged and tied, both KX and NatchDan were thrown into a steel cage to fight each other to the death while OW members sadistically watched. Both being completely disoriented and confused, didn't know what to do. Not wanting to fight, Natchdan broke out a guitar and started to play some hip music to try and satisfy and crowd while KX did some furious and crazy dance moves. OW wasnt pleased with this display of cowardice so they were promptly fed to man eating lions. The End.

Belmont vs Dragonlor

Ghandi · « **Reply #20 on:** Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 05:26:40 PM »

Cheerfully playing his lute, Belmont marches into the arena with hundreds of neighborhood kids following behind him to do his bidding. Dismayed by the overwhelming odds, Dragonlor bursts into tears. Belmont stands idly by, laughing as Dragonlor is beaten into submission by tiny fists of fury. Angrykeebler drunkely shouts what sounds like "FATALITY" from the audience.

Ren vs Kontrollerx

Pugnate · « **Reply #21 on:** Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 06:23:02 PM »

Ren runs excitedly into the arena, not knowing that after an ugly encounter with some hungry lions, all that is left of his opponent is a piece of his leg. Without warning, Ren trips over KX's leg, and lands fatally... with his skull cracking on a rock.

Thus, Ren ends up with the shameful record of being the only combatant to have been beaten by a single appendage.

Xessive & MysterD vs Cobra & Scottws in a tag team match.

Ghandi · « **Reply #22 on:** Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 08:24:08 PM »

The match begins with Xessive and Scottws battling for all that is good. Unexpectedly, though, Scott leaves, running wildly into the woods mumbling something about "getting in touch with nature". Cobra enters the arena, and Xessive tags in D. D takes the advantage, confusing the referee with an insane amount of quotes and terrible (Edit: But awesome in a D way) jokes. Sensing the advantage, Xessive grabs a chair and beats Cobra over the head while the ref is looking the other way.

Another tag team match: gpw & Idol vs Que and Raisa

MysterD · « **Reply #23 on:** Saturday, November 21, 2009, 11:08:08 AM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 08:24:08 PM

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and Xessive tags in D. D takes the advantage, confusing the referee with an insane amount of quotes and terrible (Edit: But awesome in a D way) jokes. Sensing the advantage, Xessive grabs a chair and beats Cobra over the head while the ref is looking the other way.

Best distraction ever!

Ghandi · « **Reply #24 on:** Saturday, November 28, 2009, 11:01:57 PM »

Drunk Beo vs D, in a battle of words. GO.

MysterD · « **Reply #25 on:** Sunday, November 29, 2009, 06:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 11:01:57 PM

Drunk Beo vs D, in a battle of words. GO.

Wait...why is it not a Drunk MyD?

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Author Topic: Street Figher, Overwritten style (Read 3604 times)