Topic: If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours....

[Ghandi]

I'm sure you've heard the commercials, and the phrasing of this symptom puzzles me. Even if you are having marathon sex with two hot, insatiable coeds, a four-hour erection seems insane. It's like they consider the 3-hour mark tolerable.

But even worse is that they advertise at all hours. God help you if you want to watch a baseball game with your kid, you will be bombarded with this shit.

[scottws]

"Daddy, what's an erection?"

Good times.

[Quemaqua]

During baseball, at least you'd have a ready baseball bat analogy handy.

[Ghandi]

During baseball, at least you'd have a ready baseball bat analogy handy.

I'd like to hear one example that doesn't sound creepy.

[beo]

this thread confuses me.

[Cobra951]

If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, call more women.

[Quemaqua]

There is sage advice.