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Offline Ghandi

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At work today...
« on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 10:13:23 PM »
This guy comes in and tells the cashier to give him all the money in the register. But he doesn't have a weapon or anything and the cashier tells him no. So he runs out of the store and tries to get away, but the cashier tells the cops what he looks like and they catch him. He is getting charged with robbery, even though he didn't get anything. Lots of jail time, probably. What an idiot.

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 10:41:49 PM »
Haha, what the hell.  That's beautiful.

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 10:43:20 PM »
Crime doesn't pay.

Offline Ghandi

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 10:44:06 PM »
It does if you actually get the money.

Offline gpw11

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 11:07:46 PM »
Nickclone?

Offline angrykeebler

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 11:13:24 PM »
Well...uhh

It sounds like he was just asking for money and they said no. How is this a crime? I could walk into best buy and ask "hey give me these tv's" and they'd just laugh me out.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 11:14:46 PM »
Yea but things would be different if you brought your army of azns.

Offline angrykeebler

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 11:16:56 PM »
NO! BAD ARMY OF AZNS! STOP STEALING CALCULATORS!
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: At work today...
« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 19, 2010, 01:13:15 PM »
Nickclone?

I would just buy beer with the money, so I would just ask for beer.