I love when the universe dishes out precisely what some person deserves. It's so satisfying to me.
Like when right-wing politicians have gay children. Or when some kid gets picked on in school, and decides to fight back, totally knocking the shit out of his attacker. Oh it's marvelous!
On a side note, not relating to the article really. Why is it that when people are attacked by animals it's a big deal? If some surfer gets bitten by a shark, everyone freaks out, the shark is referred to as a man-eater and it's somehow abnormal in some way. After all, the shark should know that it's not supposed to eat a human being, there must be something wrong with it. Sure it sucks, but that's the way it is. The shark is doing what it is supposed to do.
"Humans; you are an animal, and dependent on the intricate web of nature...act accordingly"