Topic: The you know you are getting old thread...

[Pugnate]

You know you are getting old when random kids start referring to you as 'uncle' or 'sir'.

[Xessive]

Haha true

You know you're getting old when you start making involuntary noises or grunts i.e when sitting down or getting up "Hieeeeeeyah.."

[PyroMenace]

Haha true

You know you're getting old when you start making involuntary noises or grunts i.e when sitting down or getting up "Hieeeeeeyah.."

My dad does that, I have no idea if he notices this but I never say anything because he's sensitive about his age.

[Cobra951]

When you realize the attractive young woman you're talking to was a friend's little girl who used to smile up at you.

[sirean_syan]

Too bad you're going to blow up like a balloon.

A really big balloon, like a weather one.

[Cobra951]

Too bad you're going to blow up like a balloon.

A really big balloon, like a weather one.

 

Edit:  Oh, haha!  Cheers! 

[Ghandi]

Sy has been drinking again.....

[sirean_syan]

Huh. I had multiple threads open on separate tabs and must have lost track on which one I actually logged into first.

I'll have to put that in the right place.

[Pugnate]

Too bad you're going to blow up like a balloon.

A really big balloon, like a weather one.

hahahah I saw this after the Cheers post good thing. Very funny stuff.

[Raisa]

when i'm actually excited to see this little one out of me

[Cobra951]

Congratulations, mom!   

[nickclone]

When you time your meals so you can make it home to poop.

Raisa, when did you get married?

[Pugnate]

You know you are getting old when you start drinking tea twice a day, and take up regular games of chess.

[Pugnate]

You know you are starting to get old when you walk into a room, and then wonder what the hell you were supposed to do there.

[PyroMenace]

And then the words "alzheimer disease" pop into your head.

[idolminds]

Thumbs up for the Carlin reference.

[Raisa]

When you time your meals so you can make it home to poop.

Raisa, when did you get married?

a couple years ago

i've been domesticated!!

[Pugnate]

And then the words "alzheimer disease" pop into your head.

hahaha yea I remember that line now.

[ren]

you know you are getting old when ren can post in this thread

[PyroMenace]

you know you are getting old when ren can post in this thread

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[Pugnate]

you know you are getting old when ren can post in this thread

Well played.

[Pugnate]

This one is very true, but is more about when you hit your teens...

You know you are getting older, when you are actually happy to get articles of clothing as gifts.

In my culture, we celebrate "Eid" instead of Christmas, and there is an exchange of gifts on the special day.

Back in the Middle East, as a kid, our uncle's family would come visit every year on Eid. And every year my parents would give toys to their kids, and vice versa. Well, one year, when I was about ten, we all sat down to open our gifts on the morning of Eid. My cousin opened his gift to find a big toy revolver shotgun (which I had picked for him), that was loaded with firecrackers. The gun didn't actually fire projectiles or anything, but the gun did make big cracking sounds with every shot. Yes, it was awesome.

Then, when I opened my gift... to my dismay, I found a fucking sweater. YES A SWEATER.

I was very very unhappy.

[Cobra951]

You know you are getting old when other posts in this thread are fond memories.

But you know what?  I still want toys for Christmas.   

[Pugnate]

Yea the toys just get more expensive and come with V8 engines when you get older. 

I still buy transformer toys though.

[beo]

you know what they say - you're only as old as the girl your raping, murdering and incinerating.

that would make me 8.

[Pugnate]

You know you are getting old when normal things just don't do it for your funny bone anymore.

[angrykeebler]

you know what they say - you're only as old as the girl your raping, murdering and incinerating.

that would make me 8.

what is this i dont even

[Pugnate]

what is this i dont even

hahaha now that's funny keebler.

[Ghandi]

what is this i dont even

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