Topic: Motha Fuckin Snakes!!

[PyroMenace]

Friend of mine had a "oh shit" moment the other day:

(10:42:55 PM) Adrinalin Blue: so i started packing up my tools on the porch
(10:43:43 PM) Adrinalin Blue: well...i'm crouched over in an almost sitting position....when i hear this hissing sound
(10:43:54 PM) ampliflyyer: oh fuck
(10:44:50 PM) Adrinalin Blue: i froze...and glanced to my right...and there was a two foot long black and white snake staring at me
(10:45:11 PM) ampliflyyer: holy shit
(10:45:25 PM) Adrinalin Blue: yeah....it was literally three feet from me
(10:46:02 PM) Adrinalin Blue: i was paralyzed....all i could think was....he's got me....if i move at all
(10:46:23 PM) ampliflyyer: it's looking at me ray
(10:46:31 PM) Adrinalin Blue: yeah....pretty much yes
(10:46:37 PM) ampliflyyer: don't move... it wont hurt you
(10:46:44 PM) Adrinalin Blue: yeah...bullshit
(10:46:51 PM) ampliflyyer: I think he heard you ray
(10:46:55 PM) Adrinalin Blue: LMAO
(10:47:12 PM) Adrinalin Blue: well....as i was contemplating soiling myself....
(10:48:07 PM) Adrinalin Blue: i took a glance in my tool box which was right next to me...
(10:48:23 PM) Adrinalin Blue: and it took me back 4 years...to cookeville....
(10:48:57 PM) Adrinalin Blue: when we all went to the GI store....and my brother randomly bought me that hunters hatchet....
(10:49:16 PM) Adrinalin Blue: and buried in the bottom of my tool box was that very hatchet
(10:49:41 PM) ampliflyyer: oh hell yea
(10:49:50 PM) ampliflyyer: just let me know one thing
(10:50:01 PM) ampliflyyer: after you killed it... did you eat it right there and then?

[W7RE]

My parents once yelled at me for trying to kill a 5 foot snake that was trying to find it's way back into my room from outside. Fucking hippies. I found one of it's skins in my room a few months earlier, so it or another like it had been inside at some point.

[Quemaqua]

Haha, that's awesome.

[Xessive]

When I was living in the village in Lebanon (when I was 10) we used to find snakes hiding among the firewood stock in our terrace. We had to get rid of them of course, to my amazement, snakes are flammable! It helped that we would douse them in kerosene while their natural oils were ignited too.

I know, it sounds cruel but it was either that or the risk of poisonous death.

[angrykeebler]

When I was living in the village in Lebanon (when I was 10) we used to find snakes hiding among the firewood stock in our terrace. We had to get rid of them of course, to my amazement, snakes are flammable! It helped that we would douse them in kerosene while their natural oils were ignited too.

I know, it sounds cruel but it was either that or the risk of poisonous death.

hahahaha "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

[Raisa]

snakes.. my dream was full of snakes..

black and white is usually harmless yeah?