What I was getting at is not who would want the porn, but how difficult it would be to do it casually. You're strapping into a sensory deprivation device. Even if your wife isn't home, anyone who's ever had to do anything on the down low while somebody was gone knows that they could return, and unless you've got a camera feed to your driveway coming into the device, good luck hiding your shit in time. Unless you have separate headphones you can take off I guess, and keep a keen ear out. Just seems impractical to me.