I have no idea where these fuckers are coming from, but I came down with a batch of them the other day, including some I'd already had (like that Anti-malware Doctor scam and such). The worst of them were a couple EXEs that loaded at startup and stopped me from loading any programs. They'd give me an error saying that any EXE I tried to run was infected and I should run their virus scanner. I managed to kill those off manually with the help of HiJackThis, but unfortunately my PC won't connect to the internet and I can't for the life of me figure out what to do about it. Malwarebyte's program, Spybot, and AVG have all run thorough scans and cleaned everything there seems to be to clean, I got rid of everything that seemed shady with HiJackThis, and I used CCCleaner to dump a bunch of stuff... but every time I load Firefox or IE, no pages will load, and no programs are able to update or anything. But I can connect to the internet via my wireless router with my laptop no problem, so I have no idea what's going on and there doesn't appear to be anything I can do.
I'm so unbelievably frustrated. I thought I'd gotten rid of all this shit weeks ago. I still can't do a system restore, either. No matter what day I choose to restore to, they all fail.
Any help is appreciated. I've been doing internet searches but haven't come up with shit.