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Offline idolminds

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I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« on: Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 09:42:46 PM »
But Farmville?

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A 22 year-old woman from Jacksonsville, Florida has pleaded guilty to killing her baby son over a game of...Farmville.

Alexandra V. Tobias says her three-month old child, Dylan Lee Edmondson, had been crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook casual game. This angered Tobias, who told authorities that she shook the baby, had a cigarette to calm herself down, then shook him again. It's believed he "may have hit his head during the shaking".

Dylan's death was classified as second-degree murder, a charge that carries the possibility of a life sentence in prison.
I hope they throw the (Face)book at her.

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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 10:39:16 PM »
Jesus, wtf

We should set up an Overwritten afterlife committee - assemble ourselves to kick the shit out of these people whenever we meet them in the afterlife. I'm gonna go ahead and take dibs on a knife punch to the kidneys of this woman.


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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 07:30:30 AM »
Wow.. just wow..

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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 11:40:24 AM »
I sometimes dream about killing Angry Keebler. But I never will, because he is Asian.

They have powers, you know.

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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 07:05:01 PM »
Pug, when we meet in the afterlife I am going to punch you in the kidneys TWICE
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 28, 2010, 08:40:15 PM »
He will throw a calculator on the ground to distract you.

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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 29, 2010, 12:14:13 AM »
Not just any calculator! But a hello kitty calculator.


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Re: I know violent games turn you into souless murders...
« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 29, 2010, 12:31:33 AM »
Suck it, Pugnate.