Author Topic: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.  (Read 3315 times)

Offline Pugnate

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A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 02:14:41 AM »

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Kidnapper shoots own testicle

A would-be kidnapper shot his own testicle after tucking his gun into the waistband of his trousers.

It happened as three men were attempting to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers in Wichita, Kansas.

One of the three pulled out a gun, fired it at the teen and missed, reports the Wichita Eagle.

The gunman jammed the pistol back into the waistband of his pants - and it went off, hitting him in the left testicle.

The 23-year-old man's reaction to his injury caused the gun to fire again, hitting himself in the left calf.

The man was arrested after he walked into a medical centre seeking help. His companions, ages 18 and 20, were also arrested.


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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 02:20:56 AM »
Ah, poetic justice.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 09:45:05 AM »
I like how he panicked and shot himself again.  Brilliant.

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 10:12:27 AM »
Yeah, being shot a 2nd time made it even funnier.

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 10:14:48 AM »
It could have only been better if he panicked and shot off his other testicle.  A pleasant side effect would be that the guy would be forever prevented from reproducing.

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 19, 2006, 07:35:50 PM »
I was thinking that too. The guy came this close to a Darwin Award.

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 20, 2006, 11:00:08 AM »
I love how he almost shot someone over SPEAKERS.

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Re: A heart warming story about a shot testicle.
« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 20, 2006, 07:46:37 PM »
I love how he shot himself over speakers.

Twice.