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Offline Pugnate

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funny bible quotes
« on: Friday, February 24, 2012, 07:20:43 PM »
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Don't Mock the Bald Guy

2 Kings 2:23-24

(23) From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!" (24) He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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Re: funny bible quotes
« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 24, 2012, 08:05:06 PM »
Man, Ezekiel is really dirty.

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Re: funny bible quotes
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 26, 2012, 03:43:36 AM »
Man, Ezekiel is really dirty.
Yep.. Donkeys.

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Re: funny bible quotes
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 26, 2012, 07:38:23 AM »
Quote from: Genesis 19:8, English Standard version
Behold, I have two daughters who have not known any man. Let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please. Only do nothing to these men, for they have come under the shelter of my roof.”
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