Seriously. Some dumb shit happening there.
We crockpotted a tofurky with onions, green beans, and carrots in vegetable broth, and I basted it with super-salty vegetable buillon. Served with thick gravy and cranberry sauce. It was actually really damned good. Had stuffing and roasted potatoes, fresh-baked banana bread, and brownies with ice cream for desert. Didn't go totally crazy, ate a reasonable portion but was still super stuffed. It was a great Thanksgiving.