Topic: it won't stop bleeding!

[ren]

story later

[TheOtherBelmont]

Snorting coke has its downsides.

[ScaryTooth]

Well, if you would stop sticking your finger up there.

[WindAndConfusion]

Reading this thread, I realize that I know how to do basic neurosurgery now, but I don't know shit about repairing an artery.

Sorry. We'll have to put him down.

(-Student rodent brain surgeon, among everything else. I'm so shamelessly awesome.)

[Quemaqua]

It's emergency time!  I'll go get the circular blade.

[Antares]

I think we should solve the problem by bleeding the demons out of him.   I'll get my straight edge.

[Pugnate]

it won't stop bleeding!

Yes that's what happens to some girls when they lose their virginity.

[idolminds]

Its been this long and no update.


Its a shame ren bled to death. I will miss him.






Dibs on his games.

[Ghandi]

Yes that's what happens to some girls when they lose their virginity.

Dude, I was just about to do a post about how Ren is having his period. Damn you.

[WindAndConfusion]

Its a shame ren bled to death. I will miss him.

I told you I was gonna put him down.

Dibs on his games.

Dibs on his organs.

[ren]

I was actually waiting for a girl bleeding from there joke before I posted my not so interesting story. I knew it would be Pug to deliver.

so I was trying to open this window, and I failed miserably and my hand went right through it. I got a cut a few inches big and kind of deep in certain places. I picked out all the glass, it stopped bleeding after about 3 or 4 hours. the wound still isn't completely closed though.

[idolminds]

Thats when you get stitches, dude.

[ren]

but it's more closed than it was yesterday. so I'll keep waiting

[Cobra951]

Um, your health? arm? life?  Don't fuck with that.  Go see a doc.

[iPPi]

Yikes...  Yea go see a doctor.

[WindAndConfusion]

but it's more closed than it was yesterday. so I'll keep waiting

You are retarded. Do you have any idea how many case studies and coroners' reports that start that way?

Anyway, it's not going to get easier to treat if you wait. At all. If it's going to leave a nasty scar, you're better off seeing a doctor.

[Quemaqua]

Seriously, I'm surprised your parents didn't rush you to the emergency room.

[sirean_syan]

That sounds... fun?

[Antares]

I say wait.  Chicks dig scars.

[ren]

it's just a line like a paper cut for a lot of it, there's a little section that's deeper because the glass went in. glass was removed and I've been disinfecting it every few hours. the little section that wasn't completely closed before seems fine now. if it starts acting stupid then I'll get it looked at.

[idolminds]

I'll be waiting for the "So I lost a limb" thread.

[Raisa]

doh!!!

i cut part of my finger off and nail three days ago.. today, i've ended up with 5 wounds which i got at different times.  I don't know what it is with today....  And most of the wounds i got, i have no idea how i got them.. I haven't done anything extraordinary..

[WindAndConfusion]

glass was removed and I've been disinfecting it every few hours.

Use triple antibiotic ointment, not hydrogen peroxide or alcohol. The latter two just kill a lot of tissue, which was useful in the nineteenth century for treating serious wounds that might otherwise become gangrenous but not so helpful for 95% of the stuff it's used for. (Also, bacteria love necrotic tissue.)

You may also be interested in maggot debridement therapy. (graphic image: wiki)

[Pugnate]

Take one of those shards and make a long cut under your eye. Tell everyone you got it in Vietnam...err...Baghdad.