Topic: Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

[Pugnate]

The Onion

One of the funniest articles from The Onion in a while. It is basically a commentary on how Giuliani's campaign will take every opportunity to remind people of a certain fact.

"People talk about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, but did either of them happen to be mayor of New York in September 2001?" Bedford, NH resident Helen Rolfe said. "Guiliani was. To me, that speaks volumes about this man."

hahahaha.

[Ghandi]

Haha. I love the Onion, it's by far the best satirical website on the web. The people that write for it are brilliant. The fact that this article is true makes it even funnier- the man literally is running for president based off 9/11 perceptions. He didn't even do a great job, he just looked good doing it.

One of my favorite Onion articles is Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades. A year later I think they did come out with 5 blades.