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Offline nickclone

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I Dislocated My Shoulder Again
« on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 01:49:52 PM »
Long story short, we where playing around with a friend's cattle prod and hitting each other with it. After making my match on my friend who got me in the balls ( I got him in the taint while he was kissing his girl). Just when I though the whole thing was over with, I was being chased around by a cattle prod at night, fall in a ditch and dislocate my right shoulder (not the one I had surgery on and suing the old job for.

On the plus side, they doped me up on Demerol (sp?) and gave me a prescription for Percosect. I'm having a lot of trouble typing, so the end.

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Re: I Dislocated My Shoulder Again
« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 02:01:39 PM »
It's amazing that something as mundane as playing with a cattle prod can get you injured.

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Re: I Dislocated My Shoulder Again
« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 06:42:17 PM »
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天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: I Dislocated My Shoulder Again
« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 23, 2007, 11:05:45 PM »
This is the sort of conv' that I would go silent and just sort of look at you while I work out which part of what you just said I should ask about first....

But sorry about the shoulder, hopefully it'll heal better than the other one. My bro' had surgery done on his shoulder because he dislocated, the whole ordeal didn't sound very fun. 

Offline Antares

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Re: I Dislocated My Shoulder Again
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 24, 2007, 05:31:42 PM »
It's all fun and games until someone falls in a titch and dislocates a shoulder.


Some of Nickclone's stories are a bit f'ed up, but I could easily see this happening to me or one of my friends back in college.