Long story short, we where playing around with a friend's cattle prod and hitting each other with it. After making my match on my friend who got me in the balls ( I got him in the taint while he was kissing his girl). Just when I though the whole thing was over with, I was being chased around by a cattle prod at night, fall in a ditch and dislocate my right shoulder (not the one I had surgery on and suing the old job for.
On the plus side, they doped me up on Demerol (sp?) and gave me a prescription for Percosect. I'm having a lot of trouble typing, so the end.