Your wish is granted! No longer feeling the need to sleep, you get to do everything you could only previously dream of doing! Unfortunately, because you never sleep anymore, your girlfriend grows unnerved and thinks that you are cheating on her while she is asleep. She breaks up with you, and in doing so, throws your pet turtle Snappy, which was kept at her place, out the window. Meanwhile, back at your place, you take up whittling as a hobby. You whittle day and night because you can't sleep. You whittle so much that your floor is covered in wood shavings. One day, thinking about how much you miss Snappy, you mistakenly pick up some flint instead of a piece of wood. Instead of whittling, you shower your wood-shaven-covered floor in sparks, starting a fire that is slowly growing. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to you, a large truck filled with lighter fluid is barreling down the road next to your house. In addition, Snappy, your beloved pet turtle, is directly in front of the truck, almost home from his long journey to see his owner that he adores. Unfortunately, the large truck hits Snappy, killing him instantly, and jackknifing the truck off the road, spilling lighter fluid into your house. Instantly the fluid catches with the fire already burning in the house, exploding the house and killing you.
I wish that I was a pirate, sailing the open seas.
