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Offline Jedi

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I hate Harry Potter
« on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 03:51:58 AM »
The only good thing about this new book is that it's the last one! I won't say things that question the intelligence of the type of adults that read this shit because I may offend some of you guys – which is not at all my point. My point is this but for gods sake don't click on that if you're reading the book!

PS I hate Harry.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 09:29:36 AM »
I hate Harry Potter, but not so much because I actually hate it... more because I find it fucking obnoxious that people who never read anything at all suddenly pick up a book for *this* bullshit instead of reading something truly worthwhile and enriching.  I'm sure the stories are decent and have worthwhile stuff in them at least here and there, but for *those* books to be championing a resurgence in reading amongst certain adults just screams about all the fucking things wrong in the world right now.

And I hate to say it, but I do find the Harry Potter spoilers funny.  That one wasn't that great, though.  It's only gold if you really get the people's reactions.  Not to mention Tex and Goat seemed to be lacking a bit in the IQ department, which somehow comes as little surprise when you're dealing with guys named Tex and Goat.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:09:26 AM »
The books are an enjoyable light read.  They add nothing of value, but they're a decent diversion.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:19:27 AM »
I actually read most of the first book after a friend kept insisting I would like it, I had to force myself to read that crap, the characters were annoying as hell, the dialogue was fucking stupid, and it's just plain boring.  I don't think anything can top the spoiler session that happened for the last book where that girl screamed "Noooooo you bitch!" at that one guy who shouted out a spoiler. 

What's really stupid is the people who just buy the books to fit in with everyone else, I know several adults and children who haven't even finished the first book and they own all of them, they just bought them because of the popularity.  I was in a book store a couple of days after the book before this last one came out (Half Blood prince I think?) and this kid who looked like he was 9 or 10 was throwing a fucking fit because his mom wouldn't buy it for him, the part that got me is that she said to him "You haven't even read any of the other Harry Potter books I bought you!" but he insisted that he would read them if she got him this one.  It's ridiculous how a lot of people use the books just to be a part of the craze.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:29:00 AM »
That's a very good point, which pretty much points out the other half of my hate for the books.  Which, again, isn't really even related to the books themselves.  I wish people were lining up like that to read Great Expectations or to own Moby Dick.  Some Dostoevsky or some Milton, maybe a Greek tragedy or two, or even some fucking Leon Uris or something.  Just... anything but drivel like this.  What JB said is right: they're a decent diversion.  If they were treated as such, instead of this literary holy grail that they so plainly aren't, this wouldn't be an issue for me.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:50:26 AM »
My older daughter has to contend with her fundamentalist wacko aunt, who won't let her read the books or see the movies if she can help it.  What would make it funny if it weren't so pathetic is that she's catholic.  Overbearing religious stupidity is a problem with some protestant sects, not catholicism.  She got involved with some Amway people many years ago, and ever since, she's gone slowly pycho about religion.  Anyway, I like Harry Potter movies OK, but what I really want to do is take my daughter to see the new one sometime.  We wanted to do that last week in Puerto Rico, but there was too much going on.  It's light and fluffy stuff, even when it tries to be dark.  I can't get passionate about it one way or the other.  Perfect non-controversial kids stuff, for willing residents of the 21st century.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:52:27 AM »
Overbearing religious stupidity is a problem with some protestant sects, not catholicism.

I heartily disagree, though this is completely off-topic.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 11:54:24 AM »
Really?  Why?  Catholics do a great job of separating the physical world from the spiritual one.  I know.  I've lived among them for many years.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 12:20:00 PM »
Overbearing religious stupidity is a problem.
Thats my take, anyway. Stupidity on any level is, well, stupid.

Hey, if that HP author wanted she totally could have turned it into a religion. She already got millions of kids to dress up and want owls as pets.

Que, we need to write a book to take over the nations children. We will for an army and have them do our bidding.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 02:16:31 PM »
Really?  Why?  Catholics do a great job of separating the physical world from the spiritual one.  I know.  I've lived among them for many years.

Being very Irish on my father's side, so have I.  Granted, I'll give you that most Catholics just plain don't care that they're Catholic (i.e. they call themselves Catholic but entirely ignore the religion on the whole, except for maybe going to mass occasionally out of guilt or whatever), but I wouldn't really call that separating the physical world from the spiritual.  If you consider it to be a logical separation of two wholes, I guess I'd consider to be completely overlooking one whole in favor of another.  What I meant by my earlier comment was more that I think when you get people who actually practice Catholicism regularly, they're very similar to your average protestant for the most part.  All the Mexicans and Filipinos I know, for instance, have a lot of what you would seem to think typically protestant-style overbearing types in their family, though the families are basically all Catholic.  The girls I work with always have tons of stories about that kind of thing given that they just don't care about living by rules, and are hence at odds with other family members who are the exact opposite.  So yeah, I'm pretty sure I get what you're saying, we just sort of process it differently.  It works out to the same fact I guess, which is that Catholics don't tend to be as religiously heavy-handed a lot of the time, regardless of whether or not that's because they logically separate different ideals or because they just don't care to follow most of what their religion actually says (a topic we can thankfully avoid since I'm not Catholic and you're not religious!).

Anyway... thread derailment, damn it.  I'm sorry.

Look, I can be on topic!:

Yes, I agree with idol.  We need to somehow get this Harry Potter behavior to work for our advantage.  If we can get kids everywhere to become our horrible mutant zombie slaves, there's a good chance Overwritten.net will become the greatest website ever!  The next podcast could have a contest where you get a free zombie child if you win!  And you can control him with the Wiimote, zomg!

Somehow I don't think *my* novels are going to be very popular by comparison.  Maybe I should put in more hookers.  Or less hookers.  Or Catholic schoolgirl hooker assassins.

 ... too much?

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 02:20:00 PM »
I would so read a book about catholic schoolgirl hooker assassins.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 02:56:57 PM »
Looks like I have a sequel!

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 04:26:21 PM »
Hahaha funny stuff. And you're right Tex and Goat were lacking in the IQ area, I wacthed a few others before that one which were better but didn't bother finding them again when posting.
I've read a chapter of the 6th book, I found it was written very simply which is to be expected as it is a kids book, I just don't understand why so many grown adults have jumped on to this. A person I work with took the day off to read the book, he finished it way before his little girl and seems to like the whole thing more too!

Well each to their own I guess I just found the YouTube spoilers funny last night is all.  ;D

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 07:23:13 PM »
Heh, I was about to quote Cobra out of context exactly like Idol did, and I read down only to see that he beat me to it. But as I have nothing constructive to add, back on the topic:

I hear people praise Harry Potter because it gets kids back into reading, since apparently kids don't read for shit these days thanks to our excellent school systems [roll eye emoticon which is freakin missing for no reason]. But there were some studies done recently which showed that after kids finished Harry Potter they didn't magically start reading other books. They just stop reading until the next one comes out.

I've read all of them, and while the first three or so are pretty annoying the last few aren't bad. But as a whole, they are definitely overrated as hell.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 08:28:23 PM »
What bothers me about Harry Potter is the rabid obsession a lot of the fans seem to have for it. They'll defend it as if it were a religion, and they will take off work/school or abandon friends, just to read the new book or see the new movie. Adults do this. For a children's book.

I myself never tried reading or watching them because they look lame.

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Re: I hate Harry Potter
« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 28, 2007, 09:47:45 PM »
I think the idea behind them and the look of the movies and such is cool enough, but... eh.  Again, it's the principle of the thing.  If there was a lot of depth there, fine, but there really just isn't.

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