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Offline ren

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Does this make me gay?
« on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 01:16:37 PM »
A lot of my clothing either has very few pockets or noe at all. The ones with bigger pockets aren't that usable since whatever you put in them shows through.

So I bought a purse. actually it's a shoulder bag, but it's basically a purse.

This one: http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442587699&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302699955&bmUID=1188418404124

but in blue

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 01:38:34 PM »
That bag would not have been my first choice in a solution.

The proper terminology for what you have purchased would be "murse"  But hey, if you need a bag to store stuff then who gives a shit what anyone says or thinks?


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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 02:44:26 PM »
Haha! Ren has a man purse!

Just joking. To answer your question, no it doesn't make you gay. But I doubt that it helps you look more masculine.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 02:52:51 PM »
I've got a Serial Experiments Lain messenger bag that people give me shit for every now and then, but I really don't give a shit.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 03:19:36 PM »
Hey at least its not a fanny pack.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 03:41:26 PM »
One word: briefcase.  It's the "real" man's purse.    ;D

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 03:41:50 PM »
That bag would not have been my first choice in a solution.

The proper terminology for what you have purchased would be "murse"  But hey, if you need a bag to store stuff then who gives a shit what anyone says or thinks?



I was kind of hoping it would make me look gay. Maybe if I made it part of an outfit.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 03:43:11 PM »
One word: briefcase.  It's the "real" man's purse.    ;D

A briefcase you have to hold though. The other option would be a laptop bag but those are massive. I needed something with more purse-like qualities. Of all the bags I tried that one was the least immasculating.

We all need to rebel and get a full-out, legitimate purse and get rid of this negative stigma! They're just so convenient.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 04:16:08 PM »
Get a messenger bag or something.

To go with cobras suggestion, get a briefcase and then handcuff it to your wrist.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 05:23:51 PM »
I don't actually carry enough stuff around to warrant anything like that. I carry keys, a cellphone and a wallet, all of which fit into my pockets. I generally don't buy pants without pockets, for this reason.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 05:45:07 PM »
Get a messenger bag or something.

To go with cobras suggestion, get a briefcase and then handcuff it to your wrist.

Messenger bags are big and I feel like a woman carrying it. Somehow this shoulder bag doesn't.

With jeans I don't use it but there are no athletic shorts that have usable pockets at all.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 06:52:42 PM »
definitely not.

it's fine.. nice bag.

I saw a guy yesterday in the bus using this and that was gay.. i guess at least it's a designer bag?

edit: was more like that but with longer strap

« Last Edit: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 08:44:32 PM by Raisa »
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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 07:46:04 PM »
I hate designer bags.  Those things look like ass to me and everyone pays out the nose for them.  I'll never get it.  Seriously, thousands of dollars for what looks like something a blind monkey did to a can of alphabet soup.  WTF?

Anyway... I hate bags in general.  The only bag I'll use is my backpack, which I take with me to work every day.  It's got everything I need for a trip to work - PSP, notebooks for novel work and poetry, books I'm reading/studying, my CD player, CD wallet, headphones, lunch bag thing... it's great!  All other bags are completely inferior, IMO.  They either look stupid or don't have enough space.  The only thing I used the backpack for is work, though.  Can't imagine needing that much space for anything else.  Anywhere else I go I just take keys, wallet, little black book + work badge + lighter (just out of habit).

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 08:08:35 PM »
I use a messenger bag for school and such. I think Meg got it for me at Aeropostale. It's a nice bag. I also have a rook sack, travel bag, gym bag, whatever you want to call it. I got it for running in the Komen Breast Cancer run. It says "race for the cure", and has a pink ribbon on it. I like it. I use it for gym stuff, or if we are going to the zoo or something where we'll be walking and carrying junk around. Other than that, I don't use it much.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 08:24:44 PM »
I know! You should wrap your items in a handkerchief and then tie it to the end of a long pole or stick. Got for that "hobo chic" look.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 09:15:58 PM »


am invoking the wrath of que who'll kill me for having designer nine west bags.. i have this in black and red.. no i did not buy them..they were gifts.
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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 09:19:42 PM »
Fear my wrath.  It is angry and stuff.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #17 on: Friday, August 31, 2007, 09:37:26 PM »
If I saw you walking around with one of those, I would definitely question your masculinity.  No offense.  If you don't care, then more power to you, but I wouldn't be caught dead with one.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #18 on: Friday, August 31, 2007, 09:54:06 PM »
I bought a bag thats a replica of the one Indiana Jones carries in the movies. Its very manly and made of canvas.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 31, 2007, 10:30:37 PM »
It must go great with the rapist beard.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 31, 2007, 10:52:32 PM »
The rapist beard has been toned down significantly. It looks like I halfway care now.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #21 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 02:27:15 PM »
No, but it makes you look like a metrosexual pansy. 


What does make you gay, however, is the ample amount of the male sexual organs you put in your mouth on a regular basis....without asking for or receiving reciprocation.  That's kind of queer.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #22 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 07:34:48 PM »
but the guys I do it for don't wear bags, so it's ok

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #23 on: Sunday, September 02, 2007, 04:05:57 AM »
I'm the best at what I do.

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Re: Does this make me gay?
« Reply #24 on: Thursday, September 06, 2007, 12:16:02 AM »