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Offline WindAndConfusion

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It is ninety degrees inside my house
« on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 12:08:43 AM »
And my thermostat is broken.

I am going to die.

But at least I don't have to worry about dying from WEST NILE VIRUS.

(That orange writing near the bottom says, "Repels mosquitoes that may carry West Nile Virus." I suddenly have a suspicion that Skintastic's advertising agency is behind some of those scare stories you occasionally see on TV.)

Offline Raisa

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 12:12:38 AM »


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Offline WindAndConfusion

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 02:08:35 AM »
Journal entry number two:

Two hours have elapsed, and the situation has worsened. I can have no rest: my bed is nought but a pit of sweat and despair. My eyes, empty, affix upon it from across the darkness of the room.

My flesh grows weary and will soon give in; yet the heat is unrelenting, tireless, like some unnatural predator. It draws close to me, breathing down my face, pressing upon my chest, suffocating me. Surely this is the end.

I have no will to flee, nor could I anyway. My body, naked except for my underwear, has become affixed by perspiration to the faux leather chair I sit upon. I am trapped! I ponder my death.

How I long to be one with the cold earth.
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Offline Raisa

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 06:55:27 AM »
*cue music- Mission Impossible theme*
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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 10:03:53 AM »
Been going through the same here.  It doesn't get *that* hot, but our apartment traps heat in like nothing you can imagine.  It's rather unbearable.

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 10:56:50 AM »
Wind, I don't know if you've heard of it up there in Canada, but it's called air conditioning. I cranked it up to max, it's like 52 degrees in here. I'm sitting here sipping hot chocolate.

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
Our apartment has no air conditioning.  The best we can do are fans and swamp coolers, and those are a pain in the ass.

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Offline TheOtherBelmont

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #7 on: Saturday, September 01, 2007, 12:25:38 PM »
No A/C?  Holy shit that sucks, in both places I've lived (Arizona and Texas) you pretty much HAVE to have some form of A/C during the summer.  This summer has been relatively cool compared to last summer, so we haven't been using the A/C too much, but during the day the thermostat is set on around 75-76 F.  I really wish we had a ceiling fan in the living room though since that's where we do all of our board gaming when friends come over, it gets a bit stuffy sometimes with all of the people in the same room.

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 02, 2007, 06:14:48 PM »
*cue music- Mission Impossible theme*


Actually, Edgar Allan Poe comes to mind.  I'm thinking of "The Tell-Tale Heart".  What would go well with that?  Some creepy music, starting out slow, then building up as his despair grows.

Offline Raisa

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 02, 2007, 07:08:47 PM »
I thought it would be too common to have the creepy music.. it's hard to kill yourself so, i thought mission impossible was suitable but then it ruins the mood - makes it too comedic.

well we could always have some gregorian chants?

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Offline Antares

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #10 on: Sunday, September 02, 2007, 07:17:19 PM »
I disagree.  This series of diary entries needs to steadily progress into increasing paranoia.

Offline Raisa

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Re: It is ninety degrees inside my house
« Reply #11 on: Sunday, September 02, 2007, 10:44:16 PM »
"Rage over the last penny"

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