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Offline nickclone

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I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »
I think we should all open open up to our own gayness, I mean shit...we did originate from homojo.com:

Horticulture: I liked it in high school and I like it now. I liked putting my hands in dirt and watching things grow of my effort. I didn't care if it was flowers, potatoes or tomatoes (I graduated before the tomatoes got to harvest), but I did love killing the bugs. It was my job to pick off the potato bugs (larvae and beetles) and flick them into a coffee can full of gasoline.

Scented Candles: They're scented and they smell good, I really don't see how any one can't like them. I've stood in grocery stores for hours smelling candles of all scents from cookie dough, to cotton, to stuff I've never heard of, to stuff I can't remember. I like smells...as long as they don't smell like farts.

Gossip Blogs: I don't read them for info, I do it for pure entertainment. I don't care about Britney Spears, but if the bitch is more famous than me and worse off...than I say sucks to empathy and sympathy. Let her squirm for my own amusement, I don't even care if it's true or not.

Dick: I'm not gay, but I enjoy cock.

scottws edit: There are many ways to discuss things that aren't typically considered masculine endeavors.  This is not one of them.  Topic locked.
« Last Edit: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 11:23:42 PM by scottws »

Offline idolminds

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Re: I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 10:56:28 PM »
Hooray for stereotypes!

I'm learning how to knit, as well as just being a generally crafty person
I'm good at selecting jewelry that goes with outfits (mom mom asks me all the time, and she gets compliments on stuff)

Uh...thats about it. Other than those things I'm a totally hairy studman that loves the ladies.

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Re: I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 10:58:31 PM »
I enjoy musical theater.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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Re: I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 11:01:02 PM »
I enjoyed Halo.

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Re: I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 11:02:36 PM »

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Re: I'm Not Gay, But I Enjoy...
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 11:18:44 PM »
Cock?