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OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 03:07:29 AM »
I know I've created a lot of threads already, but you guys have to see this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=IPUCHCDBB5H0ZQFIQMGSFFWAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

WTF?

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 03:18:12 AM »
Wow, that's... kind of nauseating.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 03:23:12 AM »
It is. Let's hope he uses his powers only for good.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 03:24:02 AM »
Well thats unsettling... yet I can't stop looking at it.... my god.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 10:42:05 AM »
Poor guy.  To have to live like that for 20 years.  I can't even imagine.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, November 24, 2007, 10:53:06 AM »
That is amazing... I can easily say that is the worst case of genital warts I have ever seen.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 08:20:06 AM »
Tree?

He is no tree.

He is an Ent.  :P

Seriously though I hope the Vitamin A injections totally reverse his condition as it must suck to live like that.  :-[

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 10:24:51 PM »
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Dede's counts of a key type of white blood cell are so low that Dr Gaspari initially suspected he may have the Aids virus.
Do I need to explain the correct usage of the terms HIV and AIDS, or is it clear with everyone that the author is an idiot?

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 10:25:42 PM »
You wouldn't in either case, because I don't think anybody but you actually gives a fuck.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #9 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 10:29:28 PM »
That sentence was not grammatical, Que.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #10 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 10:32:11 PM »
See above.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #11 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 10:42:46 PM »
I have a new found respect for HPV and now will think about the tree man before sleeping with girls.

But yeah, that's fucked.  I actually felt a bit unsettled looking at the second pic, and that never happens.  If I was that guy I probably would have killed myself.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #12 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 11:05:47 PM »
OR JOIN THE CAST OF HEROES?

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #13 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 11:13:11 PM »
I'm sure if he came to the US we'd throw a camera at him and watch him run around major cities touching people as they freaked out. It would become a major hit.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #14 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 11:19:08 PM »
I would watch that show.  Somebody get the Tree Man before he's cured, quick!

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #15 on: Sunday, November 25, 2007, 11:21:52 PM »
Hey isn't just a tree man! He is a goldmine.

OK Raisa was right about us.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #16 on: Monday, November 26, 2007, 05:18:20 AM »
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Sacked from his job and deserted by his wife, Dede has been raising his two children - now in their late teens - in poverty, resigned to the fact that local doctors had no cure for his condition.

Ok, he couldn't continue working I understand, but his wife left him (WTF?) AND the kids??! What a fuckin' bitch! I understand it would be hard, but that's just fucked up. I mean that's when he needed her most man!

Now, as I understand it, HPV is generally transmitted by direct skin-to-skin contact.. So does that mean anyone who has made direct contact with him is infected with some variant of HPV?

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #17 on: Monday, November 26, 2007, 05:43:56 AM »
Yup, but his problem was genetic mutation. God help me, I want to see what he looks like again.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #18 on: Monday, November 26, 2007, 12:11:11 PM »
Ok, he couldn't continue working I understand, but his wife left him (WTF?) AND the kids??! What a fuckin' bitch! I understand it would be hard, but that's just fucked up. I mean that's when he needed her most man!

Now, as I understand it, HPV is generally transmitted by direct skin-to-skin contact.. So does that mean anyone who has made direct contact with him is infected with some variant of HPV?

You must be too young to understand women.  That's not a fair statement.  It applies to men too.

There are exceptions.  But that's what they are, exceptions.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #19 on: Monday, November 26, 2007, 05:29:47 PM »
If my wife had that happen I'd bolt.  Don't get me wrong, I'd feel very bad about it, but let's be honest; I can barely look at the fucking pictures.

Anyways, look at the update at the top of the story.  Kind of fucked. 

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #20 on: Monday, November 26, 2007, 08:13:23 PM »
Anyways, look at the update at the top of the story.  Kind of fucked. 
Ignorance and paranoia about vaccines, propagated by government officials, causing problems for medical science? Iwouldneverhaveguessed.

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, November 27, 2007, 03:45:34 AM »
You must be too young to understand women.  That's not a fair statement.  It applies to men too.

There are exceptions.  But that's what they are, exceptions.
I guess you're right.. we don't make rules for exceptions. But Damn man! I mean she could have least gone with the kids!

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, November 27, 2007, 09:50:18 AM »
Hey isn't just a tree man! He is a goldmine.

Step 1: Raise army of tree men

Step 2: Buy lots of Miracle Grow

Step 3:  ? ? ?

Step 4: Profit!!!

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Re: OH MY GOD! WTF? TREE MAN?
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, November 27, 2007, 12:33:33 PM »
Nah. If you have a gazzilion Mona Lisas, they won't be priceless.

We must stop Tree Man from having children.