I was just thinking about all the horrible nicknames people had in high school, what did you call other people and what did they call you?
Gay Dude: There was this one guy who everyone called "Gay Dude". He was very effeminate and had all of the symptoms of a stereotypical gay person. He only hung out with girls, he waved his hands around a lot and he talked with a lisp. I also called this person "Gay Dude", but never to his face, I have no idea what his name was then or now.
The Lesbians: There were these two fuglies who were always together, one was kinda quiet and the other had more of a punk rock vibe going on. Once again, I never called them this to their faces, but when they were being referred to they were always known as "The Lesbians".
Rat Boy: This person I actually knew, his last name was "Demos" (pronounced Dee Most without the "T") and he was a trailer park kid from a broken home. He never had any money and was always hungry, so I would give him some of my change (pocket change was a lot in high school) and whatever I didn't want to finish eating. We called him "Rat Boy" because whenever food was up for grabs he would snatch it, run off and gnaw on it in a corner like a rat. He didn't seem to mind the name, but I'm not sure if he actually didn't mind getting free stuff.
Flame Head: There was this complete loner named John Breeden who was, what South Park would call, a ginger kid. He had the pasty skin, with dog dick red splotches on his face peppered with freckles and red hair as a cherry on top. Some people I hung out with used to call him all types of names, including "Flame Head" and other things non stop. I only called him "Flame Head" once, saw how hurt he was and never did it again. Actually, he jokingly chased after me, but I could see he wasn't happy about it. I see him sometimes and I know he remembers me, but I've never spoken to him or even apologized.
Train Wreck: There was this girl at school who had a messed up lip, I'm not sure what it was exactly, but her top lip obviously had some procedure done on it. Her top lip very mishapped and bulbous in the middle, she also had horrible acne. Once again, I never called her "Train Wreck" to her face, but I also have no idea what her real name is.
Now its on to me, my names weren't nearly as bad as that. I had many, but they were mostly just playing on my last name, here are the main ones:
Mr. Simms: I used to get yelled at a lot in class and all the teachers would call me "Mr. Simms". I guess it caught on with all my other classmates because thats what most people would call me from now on.
Dr. Simms: My personal favorite, I got this name because I knew a lot about pills and what they did. I was like a walking pill book, I could tell you what a pill was, what it did and what the side effects were just by looking at it. I also...did a lot of them.
Black Guy: Yes, I was actually called that. However, I guess thats what you get being black and going to a mostly white school.
