Author Topic: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!  (Read 3147 times)

Offline idolminds

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Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 01:49:58 PM »
The thirst mutilator!

It's got electrolytes.

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 02:04:07 PM »
It's like a monster truck you can pour into your face!

That's the best commercial ever.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 08:54:47 PM »
Must... have...

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 09:28:43 PM »
So basically, a fictional stupid product that was invented to make fun of real stupid products and the people who buy them, is now a real stupid product, and people are buying it.

That is ironic (but not hipster ironic).

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 09:48:57 PM »
I'm not familiar with this at all.  Also, I'm too lazy to look it up.  Explain to satiate my curiosity and my laziness?

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 10:14:33 PM »
I'm not familiar with this at all.  Also, I'm too lazy to look it up.  Explain to satiate my curiosity and my laziness?

It's from the Mike Judge film, Idiocracy.

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, December 09, 2007, 10:22:49 PM »
Its from the movie Idiocracy.

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Joe learns that water has been replaced by Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator, a sports drink advertised as rich in electrolytes, even for crop irrigation, causing the food shortage (the salty electrolytes in the Brawndo have accumulated in the soil, killing the crops).

After Joe reintroduces the use of water (now used only in toilets) for crops, the giant Brawndo Corporation's stock plummets, causing massive unemployment without visibly improving the crop situation.

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 10, 2007, 07:29:27 AM »
Hahaha imagine a future with Brawndo :P

That was a great movie :)

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Re: Contribute to the downfall of civilization! Drink Brawndo!
« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 10, 2007, 02:16:18 PM »
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