But he's old and slow. How did he get your le.......what the fucAArgGH!
Why good day gentlemen, this is Cobra. I warrant you are wondering what is going on here. Well, I've defiled this strapping young man and by the look of my pocket chronographer he'll be out for quite some time..ho ho! Why how I do relish a good demency-inspired flogging now and again. It reminds me of my days growing up with the pock, marching down good old St. James Avenue on my way to Smith's Apocathary with my Continental Dearns in myhand and a head full of all the delicious sugar sticks and belly timber a boy could want. Ha, but I digress and I must be off. These fingerprints won't wash themselves off will they? Tut-tut.
