Topic: Crabcore!!!

[PyroMenace]

I only caught this through the Out of the Game podcast. But the crabcore is a dance move used by guitarist where you squat down as low as you can as you play, sort of like tea bagging, but more ridiculous because your not tea bagging anyone and your totally rocking out while doing it.

Here is the quintessential crabcore music video, by the amazing nu-metal band Attack Attack!

Great comments include:

"The most instantly recognizable signifier of a band within the crabcore oeuvre is the presence of an Arch Cancerped (literally translated; 'chief crabwalker'). The Arch Cancerped (or ACP) is an individual member of the band whose duty it is to set the speed, intensity, and depth of the crabwalk in a given piece of music. Much like the conductor of a symphony orchestra. Typically the ACP wears a black t-shirt."

Simply amazing.

Edit: Further visual demonstration

[Quemaqua]

Haha, you should do a documentary, Pyro.